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  1. Rec 5

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    Shi Wudu looks, quite frankly, insulted. “Hurry up and lay out your demands. I don’t have all day.”

    “I don’t have any,” Pei Ming says, because it’s true.

    “I can’t return to the demon realm if I haven’t fulfilled our contract. The only reason why I took your case was because your contract specified a tier-3 request at an interest rate of 27%,” Shi Wudu says irritably. “Only an idiot would pass on a deal like that. So what is it that you want me to accomplish? Murder? Property destruction? Theft? Embezzlement?”

    “Yo, no, absolutely not,” Pei Ming exclaims, eyes going wide. “Dude, I’m a productive member of society. I can’t just up and murder someone!”

    Shi Wudu scowls, before looking Pei Ming up and down. His look turns appraising, the way one might examine a nice cut of meat at the supermarket, or, in the case of Ling Wen, the way one might look at some kind of artisanal notebook covered in, like, hand-dyed goat leather or something. “Actually. Debauchery can arguably be tier-3 if we try hard enough. Do you have a girlfriend?”

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    Pei Ming summons a demon.

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    17 Feb 2020

  2. Rec *

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    “I once heard a rumour that this is how Lan An and his cultivation partner did it,” Ma Qiao piped up. “Which, I mean, if anyone could…”

    “The Lans are far too boring and repressed for something like this,” Wei Wuxian said, with the authority of one who had been resoundingly ignored by a Lan for the past month. “Can you imagine Lan Wangji dual cultivating?”

    Everyone knows that dual cultivation is a myth that only works in porn. Wei Wuxian discovers differently.
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    13 Feb 2020

  3. Rec 18

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    Local moron breaks inside the tower of the Awful Terrible Not Good At All sorcerer known as the Demon King, finds beautiful man inside and proposes a grand evasion, as one does. Read more at page 3 to find out whether he ends up killed, married, or both!

    Or: Fantasy/Fairy Tale AU in which Song Ci offers to rescue Rong Bai from his own evil clutches.

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    10 Feb 2020

  4. Rec 45

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    Hua Cheng has been Hua Cheng since he was fourteen years old. His debut song was titled ‘The Day You Left’ and was about a breakup, the same as all of the most boring and successful ballads...He had been so incredibly young—an age that people would have typically laughed and teased for being too young to even know what love was, let alone heartbreak—but had such moody eyes and such a sad, sad smile that he’d collected thousands of fans overnight.

    That was the beginning of it all.

    //global superstar Hua Cheng becomes unlikely friends with a cashier at a meatbun restaurant who bears an uncanny resemblance to an old pop star that fell out of public favor years ago

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    04 Feb 2020

  5. Rec 15

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    Why was the all-powerful Demon Lord Luo Binghe teaching his rotten-meat-eating demon daughter how to make congee at half past two in the morning?
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    Bingge, a misunderstanding, and a new beginning.

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    27 Jan 2020