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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    Crowley finds Aziraphale's true form unexpectedly appealing to his inner serpent.

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    01 Mar 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    Tumblr prompt about the bookshop being haunted, and Aziraphale not noticing.

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    27 Feb 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    Aziraphale loses his pinky ring, but don’t worry. Crowley has it.

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    27 Feb 2021

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    In which Crowley drunkenly confesses to being very flexible indeed, and Aziraphale would like a demonstration.

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    23 Feb 2021

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    Or: 5 times Aziraphale accidentally blessed Crowley, +1 time when it went really sideways.

    Inspired by the Ace Omens Discord server, this is an entirely self-indulgent piece of comedy that I hope someone else will enjoy.

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    After the first incident, Aziraphale is always very, very careful to make sure he knows who he is blessing after a sneeze. He looks around, surveys the scene, and then, only when he is sure that it’s a human or another angel or just not Crawly, does he say ‘Bless you’. Of course, aside from the time on the Ark, it’s never Crawly, and after a while the habit starts to die away. He forgets sometimes, and it’s always fine, until one day he hears a sneeze, automatically blesses the person, and hears a whine.

     

    He does not swear. Instead, he turns around, sheepish, and sees one very annoyed and very seared-looking demon.

     

    “Oh,” he says, over the bustle of the surrounding market.

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    23 Feb 2021