geneticallymutatedglitter

rebecca bunch from crazy ex girlfriend



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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    “There’s something I need to tell you.”
    David frowns at the reflection of Patrick in the bathroom mirror. “Uh-oh.”
    “No, not like that. I just need to warn you about something.”
    David turns to frown at the actual Patrick standing next to him. “Uh-oh.”

    David learns that Patrick's love comes with a disclaimer.

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    03 Jan 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    When town council sponsors a Halloween yard decorating contest, new homeowner Patrick is determined to not only win but to beat Ronnie for the ultimate prize of bragging rights. David is not happy with the spooky spectres meddling with his perfect English cottage aesthetic or Patrick and Ronnie's continued feud but he tries his best to not get involved as the two battle it out for the title of creepiest lawn in town.

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    14 Dec 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 69

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    Patrick is sure he made the right decision to quit his job, break up with his fiancée, come out to his family, and move to Schitt's Creek to take a temporary holiday position with the post office while he figures out what to do next. It's just that last part that's giving him trouble. The Rose Apothecary and its prickly owner on his delivery route complicate things.

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    06 Dec 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 37

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    What if David knew that Patrick wasn't out to his parents? And then, what if "Meet the Parents" still happened?

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    19 Nov 2020

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    Red White and Royal Blue AU.

    David Rose, First Son of the United States, hates Patrick Brewer, First Son of Canada. That gets him into some trouble - and then a lot of trouble.

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    11 Oct 2020