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    "I'm just saying. You haven't shut up about wanting to fuck a stranger since you left Myra,” Bev says. “He's a stranger who is down to fuck. What are you twiddling your thumbs for?"

    Eddie sighs. He chews on a bit of soggy bell pepper and considers it. Finally he says, "I just worry it'll be bad."

    Bev laughs. "Sex with strangers often is."

    "Oh, great! That's just what I wanted to hear!"

    "C'mon, Eddie," she says. "What's the worst that could happen?"

     

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    Eddie and Richie try to have a one-night stand and get snowed in together.

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    30 Sep 2020

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    Course provides advanced instruction in avoidance of the phenomenon commonly known as "jumping the shark." Prerequisites for this course include Introduction to Friendship, Contemporary Best Friendship, The Politics of Emotional Baggage and Cohabitation 207. Students may wish to simultaneously enroll in our sister course, Introduction to Non-Traditional Romance, but said enrollment is optional.

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    09 May 2020

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    Ron wants to be an Auror, and he wants to not grow up, and he really wants other people to stop kissing Harry.

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    22 Apr 2020

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    It took over an hour, from the time Harry arrived at work, for him to realise just how different today actually was.

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    22 Apr 2020

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    "Do you want me to go down on you?" Abed asks, one afternoon, when they're watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

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    19 Apr 2020