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  1. Public Bookmark 79

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    Under medical house arrest during a heatwave, comedy writer Richie Tozier starts watching the people he can see from his apartment window. He regales his best friend Eddie with fake soap operas starring his neighbours, and his fanciful theories. But when the things Richie sees stop making sense without leaps of imagination, should heatstroke and cabin fever be added to his list of ailments, or is something afoot?

    A Rear Window AU.

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    25 Jul 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    “You’re not going without me.”

    Richie pauses, hand lodged in the Miscellaneous Garbage Drawer as he tries to land a grasp on their spare key. He needs to start putting it somewhere other than the same drawer they use to store broken lighters and mostly-empty boxes of matches. Somewhere easily accessible, like a key hook. Or maybe one of those little bowls old people use.

    “You’re not on the-.”

    “I already changed the tickets. You should change your passwords.”

    Richie blinks, outraged. “I told you to stop going through my emails!”

    Andy gives him a look like yeah, and? which is on-brand, for his kid. “So make better life choices than leaving your phone unlocked and crisis puking at eight in the morning, dude.”

     

    (or, Richie is a single dad and coping okay, right up until Mike Hanlon from Derry calls and shit gets irreversibly fucked.)

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    20 Jul 2021

  3. Rec 12

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    When they got there, everything seemed fine. Then Eddie put his good hand on the doorknob, and a burning pain shot right through his hand, like he’d laid it directly over the stove. He screamed, jerking his hand back, and Richie dropped the cleaning supplies he was hauling from the car to rush to his side.

    “What, Eddie, what happened?” Richie asked him, getting between him and the door, blue eyes wide and filled with concern. He caught Eddie’s hand in his, turned it over, frowned. “It looks fine,” he said.

    Eddie stared down at his hand. “I felt something,” he said, dumbly. “I felt—the doorknob, it felt like somebody had heated it to fucking burn my skin off.”

    Richie turned, then put his hand on the doorknob. With a pained hiss, he jerked his hand back, then looked down at it in shock. “What the fuck?” he said.

    or: Richie and Eddie versus a haunted house.

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    14 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Pennywise says, "Richie, truth or dare?" and Bill barely registers the words, because it's Richie, and when has Richie ever been bothered by Pennywise's taunts?

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    03 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 95

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    It started on the midnight to eight shift, sometime before three, the witching hour even by ship standards.

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    02 Jul 2021

  6. Public Bookmark 14

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    Richie’s not trying to pretend there’s such a thing as life going back to normal. He’s just… Well, not everyone can be like Bev and Eddie; he doesn’t have anyone to leave, any life to say fuck it to. He’s not even fully saying fuck it to the closet, but at least he’s told the Losers. Baby steps, maybe, but he’s pulling himself from its grip. Because if Eddie can leave another abusive “protector” and move in with fucking roommates at 40, Richie can start to wean himself away from the controlling protections in his own mind.

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    02 Jul 2021

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    “So, wait, Eddie, you got married?”

    “Yeah, why’s that so fucking funny, dickwad?”

    “What, to like, a woman?”

    “No,” Eddie says, unapologetic. “His name is Clive.”

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    Richie thought he was the only gay person in the Losers Club. So did Eddie.

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    29 Jun 2021

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    Between the two of them, Richie and Eddie have never had: an ounce of chill, good timing, or a single productive therapy session. So why start now?
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    Post-movie domesticity, alone in the woods.

     

    Because the thing about stories is, we accept the endings we think we deserve. Or they deserve. Or something.

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    22 Jun 2021

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    @PuzzleStan is:

    -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan (44%, 3553 votes)
    -An anonymous stan of puzzles (44%, 3602 votes)
    -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan who is leaning into the wordplay (12%, 969 votes)

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    20 Jun 2021

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    “I can’t go to Europe,” Mike says, like ripping off a bandaid.

    Richie momentarily considers dropping his phone in the tub to kill it, and then he remembers that it is 2017 and phones are like, waterproof now. Steve Jobs might be dead, but Richie curses him regardless.

    “What the fuck, man?” he says, a little too high pitched. “Is it you Bill is divorcing? Are you his lawyer? How are these two related in any way? You can’t just—”

    “Bill needs me, Richie.” Mike’s voice is gentle but firm, like that makes any sense.

    “Dude, what am I going to do for 3 months? I’ve got no gigs coming up, no media appearances. Everything's on hold.”

    A pause. Then Mike says, “What are you talking about, man? Eddie is still going.”

     

    OR

    Richie and Eddie try to collectively figure out their shit. In Europe!

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    18 Jun 2021

  11. Public Bookmark 88

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    I’m in your house, asshole. You don’t know it; you can’t see me, you can’t hear me. But I’m here. I can see you. I can hear you. And I’m gonna haunt the shit out of you.

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    16 Jun 2021

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    “It sucked to tell people,” Richie said suddenly, tapping a finger on his glass. He was avoiding eye contact again. “Like - it just really fucking sucked. I’m old. I’m like middle-aged. You’re this old and you just start telling people you're gay, they think, ‘Jesus! That dude’s got issues.’ Because they’re right, and you do.”

    “It must have come as a real shock to our friends,” Eddie said, staring. “That you have issues.”

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    16 Jun 2021

  13. Public Bookmark 50

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    The details are fuzzy but one thing’s for sure: Eddie married Richie fucking Tozier last night. They have a pair of shitty rings and official looking documents with their names and signatures on them to prove it. Now they just have to find a way out of it.
     

    Or, Eddie wakes up with a hangover and a wedding ring. Things quickly spiral out from there.

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    11 Jun 2021

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    “So, uh,” Richie leans heavily into the door, running a hand through his hair. “I think I’m finally drunk and exhausted enough to – ” he takes a deep breath, paired with a markedly awkward laugh. “To ask. Did you uh – So. So. In like 1997, my improv group from Rochester did a guest thing at NYU? And after – ”

    “Yes,” Eddie interrupts, realizing what Richie is asking with a sear of heat across the back of his neck. “That was me.”

    “Oh,” Richie intones, though it comes off as more like a choked exhale.

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    04 Jun 2021

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    Perhaps, Eddie thinks, all is not lost. Maybe Richie can be convinced that Eddie is someone he wants to have sex with. All Eddie needs to do is...seduce him.

    It’s Valentine’s Day, after all. What better time to seduce your own boyfriend?

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    OR: Eddie is beyond horny and is hellbent on Getting Some. Richie is under the assumption Eddie isn't into sex. Neither of them talk about it, because they're morons.

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    02 Jun 2021

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    The Losers all know Richie and Eddie are the best of friends. So it's not so weird to Stan that Eddie moves in with Richie after his acrimonious divorce. And Bev doesn't raise an eyebrow to all the ridiculous dog co-parenting gags Richie plasters his social media with. Mike thinks Eddie's bedroom in the apartment him and Richie share is pretty spartan, but he'd just moved in a few months ago, and Eddie was kind of like that, anyway. Bill thinks Richie's new act is funny as hell, especially all those gags about how him and Eddie are a "couple." And when it comes time for Ben and Bev's wedding, Ben sends Richie and Eddie separate invites, so those two wild bachelors can each bring their own plus-ones.

    Or, Five Times the Losers Thought Richie and Eddie Were "Just Friends"... and One Time They Didn't

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    31 May 2021

  17. Public Bookmark *

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    Mike is 27 years, 3 months, 11 days, 5 hours, and 23 minutes old the moment everything goes to shit and he feels a muzzle of a gun pressed to the back of his head. It’s 2 hours, 6 minutes, and 17 seconds until the launch of Project Insight.

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    01 Jun 2021

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    Becca Barnes is eight years old, and her big brother can do no wrong.

    The events of the two Captain America movies, from the perspective of one of the sisters Bucky leaves behind.

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    25 May 2021

  19. Rec *

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    Dr. Herbert Rush didn't much like the look of the sergeant.

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    24 May 2021

  20. Public Bookmark 82

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    “We need to get divorced,” Myra says. “You’re gay and in love with that Richie.”

    “Neither of those things are true,” Eddie says, “but I do want to get divorced.”

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    It goes smoothly, all things considered. Eddie agrees to let Myra keep most of their stuff, seeing as he didn’t pick out almost any of it, and she doesn’t really need money from him because her MLM endeavors have been alarmingly successful. It’s mainly meetings and paperwork and feeling self-conscious and frustrated about Myra not believing him about the whole not-gay-and-in-love-with-Richie thing whenever he has to see her. But it’s mainly fine.

    He hasn’t been talking to Myra outside of meetings and getting the belongings he did want, because of the gay-in-love-Richie thing, so he startles pretty badly when he runs into her while out with Richie. Who is gay.

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    22 May 2021

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