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    Wednesday is Myra’s day to work late, which means that Eddie swings by after work with a pizza and a sly, hungry grin and backs Richie up against the door to kiss him before he can even get it locked.

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    Jack tries to use Peggy and Daniel to get out of a family event. It backfires on him spectacularly.

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    The werewolf stalks Richie's dreams for twenty-seven years.

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    It’s like there’s something fundamentally broken in the part of Eddie that knows how to reach out to other human beings.

    He thought that, anyway, until he came back home.

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    After Derry, Richie and Eddie start hooking up in secret. Richie knows it's never going to be anything serious—and he's fine with that, really—but sometimes Eddie makes it too easy to pretend otherwise.

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    Richie grins into her hair. It’s the kind of fantasy they like to tell each other: Bev will seduce the pretty waitress at their favorite greasy-spoon diner. Richie will ask a cute dark-eyed boy to dance at prom. It’ll never fucking happen, not in Derry, but it’s a nice thought. A maybe someday.

    Someday when they’re grown up and far away from here. For now, they’ve got each other.

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    In 1994, in a world without Pennywise, Richie and Bev do prom.

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    “So let me get this straight,” Richie says slowly. “You want me to fuck you, but like, as bros?”

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    It’s like looking through one of those old View-Master toys. Two disparate images merge into a three-dimensional whole: the cute, mouthy guy he met at a hotel bar and the foul-mouthed, fast-talking kid he's just starting to remember.

    Eddie fucking Kaspbrak, half-forgotten one night stand and the absolute love of Richie’s teenage life.

    Or: Richie hooks up with a stranger while he’s on tour. A year later, he walks into the Jade of the Orient and remembers Eddie Kaspbrak.

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    TAKING IN THE TRASH?? FASHION MOGUL BEV MARSH SPOTTED GETTING COZY WITH RICHIE “TRASHMOUTH” TOZIER AT RENO HOTSPOT!

    Or: in which a sleazy tabloid article prompts some long-overdue realizations.

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    411
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    36
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    There's a dragon in need of a rider, and like it or not, Peggy is the last unbonded rider at the Weir.

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    14
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    In a lot of ways, Eliot knows he’s lucky, for a certain value of lucky. He’s alive, for one thing, which was never in the odds for a man like him. He’s alive, and he’s in good enough shape to do the job and do it well. The fact that there are some rainy days when he has to pop a handful of painkillers to get out of bed for a job or huddle under the blankets with a heat pack if there isn’t one...well, that’s pretty much to be expected.

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    If he were anyone else, this would be the moment for him to ask what the hell Eddie is doing: in California, generally, and showing up at Richie’s door with a stack of luggage and no explanation, specifically. It’s an interrogation that Eddie has been dreading mostly because he doesn’t actually have any good answers.

    (Or: after Derry, Eddie gets a divorce, moves into Richie's spare room, and starts to figure his life out.)

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    Jaskier is left feeling rejected and a bit stupid, without even a good morose romantic drama to wallow in. It lacks poetry, in his opinion. Bad composition all around.

    Or: after the fight on the mountain, Jaskier and Geralt eventually find their way back to each other.

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    Behind the doors under Neibolt, Richie and Eddie encounter a memory that Richie really would rather have forgotten.

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    627
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    The thing is, Finn gets why people are wary about him. That doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.

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    He's been living in Richie and Eddie’s spare room in Manhattan since September, slogging through manuscript revisions and watching the two of them be achingly happy together.

    Or: post-divorce, Bill is pining; meanwhile, Richie and Eddie are just waiting for him to get on the same page.

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    There’s an odd lurching sensation in the back of his mind, half remembered: as if some vast piece of machinery is gearing up. He had the same feeling when they first met Ben, and then Bev and Mike; when they built the clubhouse; when they stepped through the door of the house on 29 Neibolt Street. A sense of inevitability, of the world bending itself to some unseen will.

    Or: after everything, Richie goes back into the tunnels to bring Eddie home.

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    Steve let out a shaky breath, feeling like he was standing on the brink of—something. Something dangerous and insanely stupid, if historical precedent was anything to go by.

    So, basically, his specialty.

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    The thing is, Nile knows she’s being baited. Andy isn’t particularly subtle, never has been. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work.

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    116
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    4
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    587
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    “The ritual needs to be completed, or—”

    “Death by blue balls, right,” Richie finishes, laughing raggedly. “Fucking great. All of my high school jerk-off fantasies come true.”

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    1
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    5
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    672

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