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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    Here’s a joke for you: a Muslim, a zombie, and a leprechaun walk into a bar in Misery, Indiana. No one stares, because no one in the puckered, shitty asshole of Misery, Indiana gives a fuck. The Colts are playing. 

    “Fucking new gods,” the leprechaun mutters, hunching his shoulders almost up to his ears. “Gridiron and Pepsi commercials.”

     
    …or, Mad Sweeney, Laura Moon, and Salim-not-Salim get stuck on the road trip from hell. Urban legends, necrophilia, and the Midwest ensue.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    [Sweeney] wondered if discussion of religion really could make her that uncomfortable—her, a dead girl, traveling with a leprechaun and a jinn’s lover on a pilgrimage to resurrection. (Then again, the sheer irony of Laura Moon’s existence was choking. Being an atheist human sacrifice for a war between gods was just the cherry on a shit sundae.)

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    histoire (n): a story, a fictional tale, a narrative account, a lie

    Or: Max and shifting sands

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    18 Jun 2021

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    Once there was a whore who thought she was free, freer than she’d ever been, freer than she was ever going to be.

    Oh, how the sands shift on Nassau Island.

  3. Public Bookmark 25

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    Jon and Tyrion catch up with one another on Dragonstone. Sansa is most definitely one of the topics that comes up.

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    20 Apr 2021

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    Just then, the ache in his own chest flared up. It usually did when he thought of Robb’s death. Olly and the rest of the traitors, stabbing him one at a time.

  4. Public Bookmark 76

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    Tormund sees Brienne across an icy castle yard. The impact of her arrival is more than he could ever imagine; he has never met an equal before, especially one who fascinates him so.

    Mature for language.

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    20 Apr 2021

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    She is wasted here, in Westeros, amongst men who can not see what stands before them. He has heard others laugh, call her the Beauty. Tormund took a moment to realise that the words were mocking. He believes them true.

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    In an alternate Westeros, the Starks carry wolves inside their skin by the old magic of the North, and Lannister magic weaves spells into gold. Tyrion Lannister comes to King's Landing to find Sansa Stark his family's captive. When he angers Joffrey enough for the king to try and use her wolf form to kill him, he and the wolf-maid find a sliver of common ground.

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    13 Apr 2021

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    "Don't worry about it," he whispered softly. Raggedly, a little, as his fear couldn't help but bleed into it. He said it anyway, because she wasn't a killer at heart, and it was too late for anything else now. "Don't worry, my lady. I know it isn't you, or even your wolf either. It was my nephew that sent me to this. It's our monster, not yours. It's just your misfortune that you were placed to be caught between us."