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    Life is not a game. You don't roll a one and live a life of poverty and loneliness. You don't roll a six and become rich and advance to being popular. The miracles know this better than most.

    They know it too well.

    Dysfunctional people meet semi-functional people, and just maybe things will end right.

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    Hatake Kakashi is a prodigy. However, he was born with an abnormally small amount of chakra, making his ascent to greatness an impossible dream. So he decides to do what almost anyone would've done. He hides it.

    When he is captured by Hidden Mist ninja and forced to become a jinchuuriki, the impossible is within reach. If only he stopped passing out from surpassing his chakra limit.

    Rewrite of Burning Blue. AKA the jinchuuriki! Kakashi au that no one asked for but everyone wanted.

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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Diego Brando works at a tech startup that makes gadgets no one needs...just don't ask him why most of them spin. Surviving his coworkers and the other people he has to deal with will be the hardest part.

    An office comedy (when I'm feeling nice) or a corporate satire (when I'm not). This is an episodic comedy where most of the chapters will be stand-alone, although there will be a little bit of overarching story. Nice things will (eventually) happen! People will fall in love! There will also be a lot of screaming.

    Will start with primarily SBR characters, but will have characters from other parts later on.

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    09 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    Gyro puts out an ad for a roommate that changes his life

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    04 Dec 2019

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    Gyro squints at him. "Barbecue sounds like a fake word."

    "It's not!" Johnny protests, twisting the hare over the fire. "I got no idea where it comes from, but I swear it's a real word. Barbecue is stuff you cook slow, with smoke. It's great. When this is over I'm gonna make you come back to Kentucky with me so you can have real barbecue." He pauses, then adds, "And mint juleps. I bet you'd like mint juleps."

    "Johnny, you keep saying words at me and I'm almost entirely certain they're fake," Gyro complains, starting to prepare the other hare. "What in the hell is a julep?"

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    Language, food, and other things.

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    03 Dec 2019

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    "Gyro!" Johnny whisper-shrieks, and then he says, stupidly, "Why in the hell would a bear speak English?"

    "Ah! You're right," Gyro says, and Johnny almost relaxes, until he shouts, "Ué! Ll'urzo! Aje nu Stand?"

    "I'm going to kill you if the bear doesn't beat me to it," Johnny informs him, strained.

    "I don't think he speaks napulitano," Gyro tells him. "Should I try Italian next?"

    "No," Johnny hisses. "You should try shutting your God damn pie hole."

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    Johnny and Gyro have a nice day.

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    03 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    And at this point they don’t have to bother with formalities or beating around the bush, they don’t have to pretend or explain, because they both know what’s going on, they’re both familiar. They both know that they’re broken to Hell, that every day hurts and stings, that they can only really relax around each other now.

    “Whose room then?” Caesar asks, just like that, and it’s almost easy.

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    CJC Week Day 6: Confessions

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    02 Dec 2019