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    "So after doing all that," Katsuki says, "you're just going to settle here? Tatting up wannabe bad boys?"

    "You think all guys who have a lot of tattoos are wannabes?" Midoriya asks, so smoothly that it throws Katsuki.

    "Wh—no, I mean—maybe!" Katsuki says. "You'd know best, wouldn't you? Are you a bad boy?"

    The words are out of his mouth before he even realizes it, and he regrets them immediately. There's a figurative list of things that one should never do, and probably high up on it is asking dark-haired sailors with ocean green eyes and black swirls of ink all across their barely concealed muscles if they are bad boys.

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    Katsuki thinks he has everything he needs in life: a successful pet shop, an occasionally reliable assistant, and the unconditional love of the twenty puppies he’s raising for adoption. But when the tattoo parlor next door hires Midoriya Izuku, a hot sailor with an affinity for dogs, it makes Katsuki wonder if he might need something more.

    Like… a piece of that ass. Maybe. He’s figuring it the hell out as he goes.

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    19 May 2019

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    Yaomomo sighs. “We’ve got a little bit of a situation, Bakugou. Ashi—uhm, somebody might have accidentally signed you up for that modelling gig.”

    Katsuki holds up a hand. "So what you’re telling me here," he says, "is that you told Calvin Klein I would model for them. In my underwear.”

    Ashido sinks behind a desk to hide. “Yes.”

    (The thing is, they really do need the money. And Katsuki's technically the leader of this bunch of morons, so he finds himself taking the job even though his pride will never recover. And even though nobody thought to tell him that he'd be working with his ex-boyfriend. You know, the cute freckled guy from high school who went and broke his heart.

    So, yeah. This whole situation kind of sucks.)

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    28 Mar 2019

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    When you're super horny and pent up, who else do you turn to but the friend who has been there your entire life? The friend who can keep a secret, who can be discreet, and most importantly, who seems to want all the things you want.

    What could possibly go wrong?

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    12 Mar 2019

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    “My name is Katsuki and I’m a nurse here at Slate General Hospital. You doin’ okay?”

    It takes a moment, but Izuku opens his eyes and makes a strong effort to focus on Katsuki’s face.

    “Ka...Kats...Kacchan,” he slurs. The attempt at wakefulness is momentarily too much, so he closes his eyes and sinks back into the pillow. Katsuki’s mouth drops open, thoroughly affronted.

    “Oi, I’m - who do you think you are?!”

     

    Or that AU where Katsuki's a take-no-shit nurse and Izuku's a clumsier-than-he-should-be Pro Hero who continually lands himself in the care of his soon-to-be favorite nurse.

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    12 Mar 2019

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    Idiot. For fucking once, in the worst possible moment, he forgets to log into his private account, the one he shares only with his friends where he posts stupid videos like this one.

    Katsuki pinches the bridge of his nose. He counts to ten. It’s what his therapist told him to do so he won’t lose his temper at people, or something. He doesn’t think it works very well, but at least he’s trying.

    Deku and Ground Zero: Secret Lovers?” his manager reads aloud, then continues scrolling on her phone. “Childhood Friends to Romantic Entanglement: The Deku and Ground Zero Story. Oh, my favorite—“ she says quickly, straightening up in her seat. “VICE Japan’s top ten moments between Deku and Ground Zero. They titled it Rivals to Lovers: Looking Back on Their Foreseeable Romance.”

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    In which, Deku goofs.

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    04 Mar 2019

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