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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    “Fisstech?”

    “I learned it from a succubus.”

    “This how you’re propositioning me these days?”

    “If it works.”

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    24 Nov 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    He plucked a buttercup from the roadside, twirling it between his long fingers. “It’s graceful and balanced, effortlessly beautiful. It’s vibrant, bright like...like sunlight, on a summer afternoon! And when you see it growing alongside the various and sundry flora, it fills you with the loveliest burst of warmth, like a lover’s smile.”

    “So...it’s a pretty weed.”

    “You’re incorrigible, witcher, that’s what you are.” Jaskier huffed dramatically before tucking the buttercup behind Geralt’s ear, his face alight with a delighted grin.

    Like sunlight on a summer afternoon.

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    21 Nov 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Jaskier’s known Geralt for years now, and he can safely say that most days, Geralt rarely surprises him anymore.

    This is not one of those days.

    Or: He Squish Him Cheeks

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    19 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    The first time Jaskier wears lingerie, his (ex)girlfriend laughs at him.

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    17 Nov 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 38

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    08 Nov 2020

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    Jaskier's been a ruined omega for six years now. He's been bought by more alphas than he cares to count, and sold on again; he knows how this works.

    Being bought by a witcher is a new level of terror...and then it turns out it's not just one witcher, but three. Jaskier is fairly sure he's going to die.

    And then it turns out that witchers really don't act much like human alphas at all.

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    06 Nov 2020

  7. Public Bookmark 40

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    Geralt gets a spaghetti spa day!

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    03 Nov 2020

  8. Public Bookmark 30

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    Oh. It was that sort of book. Erotica. No wonder Jaskier had hidden it. Geralt felt a little guilty. He should return the book to Jaskier’s bag and pretend he’d never even seen it, let alone read some of it. And yet...

    Geralt finds a book hidden in the bottom of Jaskier's pack. Curious about what it is, he reads it. Even more curiously: he enjoys it. A lot. But why do the characters of Eric and Celandine seem so familiar, and why does he recognise the name of the author? Who could this J.A. Pankratz be?

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    26 Oct 2020

  9. Public Bookmark 26

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    This must be the twentieth cycle. Twenty or thereabouts.

    He’s tried everything he can think of. He begs, he screams, he pleads, he argues as convincingly as Oxenfurt ever taught him.

    Geralt doesn’t listen.

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    26 Oct 2020

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    “I uh, didn’t think it would be done so fast,” Patrick said when he arrived.

    Jonathan stared at him. “Done? You insult me. A good suit, at a lackluster slapdash minimum, needs three-fittings. You’ll be in here for four, I assure you.”

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    24 Oct 2020

  11. Public Bookmark 44

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    Geralt and Jaskier have been walking together for five years. They are friends, Geralt knows this. Then they spend a night in Lettenhove, and everything Geralt believed about his devotion to Jaskier is thrown into question.

    Who would want to be friends with Geralt, truly?

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    20 Oct 2020

  12. Public Bookmark 31

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    Geralt's cat eyes catch Jaskier's attention.

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    13 Oct 2020

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    13 Oct 2020

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    Two years after he becomes the steward of Kaer Morhen, Jan figures out how to bring cats in and keep them there.

    Thirteen years later, a Witcher finally gets to pet a cat for the first time.

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    12 Oct 2020

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    If it was some kind of weird religious thing, it was for a god Geralt had never heard of. Probably it was just a weird Jaskier thing. Crows, of all creatures! Corpse eaters. Grain stealers. No one liked crows. But Jaskier was voluntarily traveling with a Witcher; maybe he just had poor taste.

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    07 Oct 2020

  16. Public Bookmark 63

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    “What do you mean you didn’t come prepared to the Skelligan medieval history conference to get laid, what the fuck?”

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    Jaskier hooks up with a stranger due to a flight cancellation and some extremely (un?)fortunate timing on booking a hotel room.

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    04 Oct 2020

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    “Dragons that lay eggs, are more properly referred to as Dragonkind. They grow to be ten feet tall, walk on two legs, are...somewhat humanoid, and they have a single sex.”

    “So the same dragon lays the eggs and fertilizes them?”

    “Hm.”

    “...I’m still missing something.”

    “Dragonkind need a host to incubate their eggs for the first few hours after laying.”

    “Ohh, so the sheepskin and hot water bottle is to keep it snug while you’re holding it against your chest. I see. Bit of a cuddle.”

    “No, Jaskier.”

    “...they lay the egg, and then you cuddle it, and they, er. Fertilize it while you’re curled around it? Bit sticky, still doesn’t explain the size of the reward.”

    “No, Jaskier.” Geralt added thoughtfully, after a moment. “And the one in this territory uses ‘he.’ Not they.”

    “He. Good to know. Well gods damn it then, Geralt, why don’t you explain to me in direct language where little dragons come from then?”

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    19 Sep 2020

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    14 Sep 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 23

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    Dandelion makes a suggestion.
    Geralt goes too deep into his own head over it.

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    12 Sep 2020

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    Jaskier is trying to convince Geralt to keep him around. He's finally getting to the interesting part of the real Continent, and it's all because of his taciturn demigod of a tour guide. He's never had so much fun in his post-academic career.

    Geralt is trying just as hard to convince himself that keeping Jaskier around is a terrible idea, and that's only getting more difficult. He's getting used to having company, to indulging in the pack instincts that Vesemir always warned him against.

    The last person Geralt wants to see in the middle of this psycho-emotional crisis is Lambert.

    Lambert brings with him a host of other problems, like how to hunt a monster that isn't a monster and how to casually have sex with the man you're trying not to fall in love with. But if Lambert and Jaskier are going to jointly insist on the bard following them into danger, he can at least prepare Jaskier for it.

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    12 Sep 2020

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