16 Works by hal9

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    The Squip had used him, and now it was his turn to use them. It was how it should have been from the start.

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    41
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    Squip tries to teach Jeremy how to cook but it doesn't go very well.

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    Jeremy had expected to be ignored, or maybe to get a straight up ‘no’ in reply. What he had not expected was for his show to be called weak, for the huge difference between their rankings to be pointed out, and to be told that he should ‘get an upgrade’.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    Bookmarks:
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    Sometimes Squip wondered why he spent so much of his little free time in her company. They weren’t even friends. It was just a mutually beneficial relationship for stress and sexual relief.

    But maybe that was friendship? He’d never been very good at it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    18
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    AU where Jeremy discovers ASMR helps with his anxiety and gets addicted to Squip's strange sci-fi themed role-play videos.

    Or, alternatively, Squip in a white latex dress guides Jeremy's masturbation through a private video chat.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    642
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    It's what Brooke wants, but not how she wants it.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    They chat for a while, about work and the weather, likes and dislikes, the best egg tart in New Jersey. Fake getting to know each other conversation, where they only speak the truth, dancing around the other’s presence in their own life.

    “It’s a little hot in here, isn’t it?”

     

    Jeremy and Squip go to a bar and pretend they don't know each other.

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    1/1
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    11
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    80
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    6
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    Jeremy thinks it's all a good dream.

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    English
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    1/1
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    11
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    207
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    5
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    2240
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    “With me, you can do anything,” and he sounds so intense and so pleased with himself that Jeremy finds himself believing him, leaning in. For a second he thinks he’s going to be kissed, but then the Squip lets go. “I can change shape in order to make this easier for you.”

    “You look g-, I mean, um, you don’t have to change! That would be, uh... weird...” Jeremy says, as if looking like someone else was the strangest part of ‘practicing’ with the supercomputer in his head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,158
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    249
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2634
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    Brooke shows Chloe her nipple piercings for the first time.

    Language:
    English
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    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    743
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    Squip wants Jeremy, Chloe is bored, and so the obvious solution is for Chloe and Squip to fuck at a party.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1197
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    He looks the Squip in the eyes and his voice is quiet but determined. “Just listening to you is dangerous.”

    The Squip sighs, frustrated. He looks like someone with a headache, but Jeremy doesn’t think that is possible for a supercomputer (even if he’s not so super anymore). “You are stuck with me, Jeremy. And I am stuck with you. So we should devise a system on how we’re going to deal with this.”

     

    The Squip keeps coming back and Jeremy learns to live with it.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    39
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    562
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    6421
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    Jeremy drinks some White Out and it has interesting effects on the Squip.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    7081
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    “I am here for business only” Lucien says, as he removes the hooded cloak he's been wearing. His voice is cool and unaffected, but a slight smile betrays his intentions. The duke notices, of course (he always notices everything), but he does not comment on it. Not for now, at least. The pretense is part of their game, and they do need to take care of other matters first.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    602
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    Jeremy gets an awkward boner during class and has to get rid of it. The Squip helps.

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    Language:
    English
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    1,291
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    449
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    7408
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    “I don’t think this is healthy. Keeping it all inside, I mean. Sometimes I feel like I’m going to explode. And I can’t concentrate on any of... this.” he finishes lamely, waving towards his textbooks and notes.
     
    “Well... I suppose there’s some sense in your argument.” The Squip finally says. He then stands up and offers his hand to Jeremy, who apprehensively takes it. “Let’s take a break from schoolwork, shall we?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    528
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    8049

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