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    Tom Riddle received a thorough education in magic, cultivated an influential following, and secured his immortality. He then disappeared into the Muggle world and was quickly convinced that, left unchecked, Muggles were certain to doom the entire planet. Tom returned a decade later with a careful strategy for world dominion. He succeeded.

    By the time a young Harry Potter, Heir to his Name and ward of the Malfoy family, is handed a wand at the traditional age of eight, he stands to inherit a modest territory of 25,000 square kilometers and eight thousand restless Muggle subjects.

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    03 Dec 2020

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    to read

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    The point was - he wasn’t like Johnny or Taeyong. He totally did not have feelings for Nakamoto Yuta. He didn’t think about the time Yuta helped him with his stupid statistics class and stayed up through many late nights with Jaehyun in the library to help him study; he didn’t think about the time Yuta wasn’t able to go home for the Christmas holidays so Jaehyun invited him over to his parents’ place; he definitely didn’t think about the way Yuta’s laughter chimed in the air and he certainly never thought about that goddamn motherfucking beautiful smile.

    Nope, he only wanted Yuta to fuck him. That was all.

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    25 May 2020

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    god bless nakamoto yuta

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    Mark is struggling with the extremely warm weather. Donghyuck decides to agonise him a bit further.

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    04 May 2020

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    made my heart smooshy

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    Mark Lee says he dislikes skinship. He shrugs out of Donghyuck's embraces, dodges his kisses, and tells him that he's annoying.

    Mark Lee is also a filthy liar because when it's three in the morning, Donghyuck repeatedly finds himself smushed against his chest, arms and legs trapped because of his clingy best friend.

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    04 May 2020

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    i’m so soft:(

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    11 Jul 2018