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    Steve never got the chance to meet his soulmate before he went into the ice. Now that he's out, scientists have discovered a way to match you to your soulmate, called The Registry.

    The big question is, does Steve want to use it, and is it safe to give anyone a sample of Captain America's DNA?

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    06 May 2021

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    It was a tradition Tony has started years ago: See a movie once a week and walk home, taking in the sights of the city and breathe the (semi-) clean air.

    Normally 10 year old Peter enjoys these times with his Dad, especially now that the man is so busy being Iron Man. But this time, something happened that destroys that happiness and neither father nor son will ever look at five minuets the same way again.

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    05 May 2021

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    “You,” Shoto says, picking his head up from where his screen is filled with The Worst Photograph Ever, curtesy of Shinsou, Jiro, Kaminari, his brother, and nearly everyone they know. “You are so dead to me.”

    Kirishima blinks, mouth half open while Izuku mutters oh god, it’s too late, isn’t it on the other end of the phone, before Kirishima is leaning into his space to see his screen.

    “Oh,” he says, in response to the photo someone in the crowd of civilians watching the fight had taken of them. “Oh, that’s-” he cuts himself off for a minute, leaning back to eye Shoto’s face while on the other side of the phone Izuku smothers what is probably a laugh, and then changes tracks.

    “It’s super manly to love and support your friends,” Kirishima tells Shoto haughtily, as if this whole thing isn't his fault in the first place.

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    or: Kirishima and Shoto accidentally start trending on Twitter and in retaliation Shoto decides to make an Instagram to showcase all his Hero Deku merchandise, so that everyone knows how much he loves his boyfriend Izuku, and no one expects how quickly it will all spiral out from there

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    28 Apr 2021

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    When Steve Rogers starts a new job at Stark Industries (after a lot of pestering from Tony) he has to meet a lot of people, and some leave more of an impression than others - and mostly for the wrong reasons.

    Brock Rumlow is one of those people.

    But then Steve meets Brock's Omega - James Barnes - and that's where the trouble starts.

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    25 Apr 2021

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    Almost before the bullet punches through the double-plated glass living room window, shattering it spectacularly, Derek has Stiles under him on the floor, shouting, “Everyone get down!”

    Face-planted on the waxed wood paneling, Derek’s arm tensed against his chest, Stiles says, “That was fucking loud.” He peers up at the two hundred pounds of muscle and hypothetical two pounds of fat holding him down and tries not to panic. “That wasn’t a prop gun, was it. Oh my god, someone’s trying to kill me again.”

    Derek goes, if possible, even tenser around him. “It was one bullet,” he tries.

    Derek is terrible at reassurances.

    “Jessica never tried to kill you,” Lydia corrects from her crouch behind Stiles’ giant leather couch. “She wanted you to be her boyfriend.”

    Lydia is also terrible at reassurances.

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    24 Apr 2021