high_functioning_timelord

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    On a boys night out in Vegas, Peter sneaks some booze and gets wildly drunk. To teach the Kid a lesson they take him for a fake marriage and Tony can't wait for the panicked reaction when the kid wakes up in his hotel room believing he'd married his 48 year old mentor. Except, the prank doesn't quite go to plan.

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    12 May 2021

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    Tony and Clint decide to prank “straight” Peter during a drunken night in Vegas by faking a marriage to Tony. But not-actually-straight Peter ends up waaaay more into the idea than Tony anticipated.

    Some angst/fighting in the fall out, but all’s well that ends well.

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    When Tony goes to sleep in the lab, Peter steals kisses.

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    11 May 2021

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    Dubious consent/noncon in the most innocent of ways. Peter steals kisses from Tony when he falls asleep, so Tony pretends to be asleep more often.

    Warning for mild come eating.

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    Peter finds it difficult living with Tony at the compound. Sure, its handy for work and Avengering now he's finished MIT, but there is the constant soul-crushing rejection and ever-lingering embarrassment even years after the ill-fated night he'd decided to kiss Tony and tell him how he felt.

    But it couldn't get more difficult that that, right? Or at least Peter didn't think it could until another Tony popped into existence, grabbed him and called him 'baby'...

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    11 May 2021

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    Interdimensional reality jumping leaves Tony stranded without his Peter. Unfortunately for him, he ends up in the one reality where Tony and Peter aren’t together. Fortunately for them, that means he can show this Peter what he’s been missing for the next 22 hours before his next jump. And if it happens to awaken some latent jealousy in this reality’s Tony, the more the better.

    A couple typos/odd word choices here and there, but all around a fun time!

    Note: there’s mention of attraction to Peter while he’s underage (15), but nothing happens between them in any reality until he’s of age.

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    “You didn’t.”

    “Well no, obviously not, since you're awake now. But you could go back to bed and then we could - ”

    Peter is shaking his head. “No, I mean. You didn’t literally mess with the fabric of time just so we could have a threesome with yourself for my birthday oh my god that’s exactly what you did. You’re insane.”

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    11 May 2021

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    Holy hot fuckery, Spider-Man! Who wouldn’t want to be in a Tony sandwich for their birthday??

    Not gonna lie, the time looping and physical positioning is sometimes hard to follow in here, but the positions they get into and the whole concept of this is so fun.

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    A collection of bits and pieces, previously posted with my tumblr ficlets as "post-fall sub will" which is a pretty accurate description. It got a little long, so now it's here.

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    09 May 2021

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    Wonderfully slow-building, but doesn’t leave you wanting. Set post-canon in an ambiguous, private, seaside locale. Perfectly paced and feels authentic to both the characters and a real world BDSM dynamic (although I always recommend negotiating and agreeing to safe words prior to engaging in any kink activities). This builds a beautiful aura of sensuality and aching anticipation. Gold stars all around!

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