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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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    17 May 2020

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    Eddie stalls out on the sidewalk and pats down his pockets. “I don’t have my wallet. My prescription, either. I must’ve left it-“ Did he leave it at the Inn? That was probably the case. Along with his cash, he had Mike’s number in there, which he would have liked to call from the bar. He can find it again in the phonebook, of course, but he’d rather not have to go on some kind of wild goose chase across town.

    Richie rolls his eyes. “Jesus, you’re a shitty date.”

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    Miniseries Eddie wakes up in a strange world thirty years after his second battle with It. He’s stranded from the time and the people he knew, and he needs help. Luckily he’s not the only Loser around.

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    19 Feb 2020

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    Longtime roommates Richie and Eddie are down on their luck, facing eviction right before the holidays.
    To save their apartment, Richie devises the brilliant plan to produce a homemade porn flick and rake in the cash... but he fails to consider how asking his unrequited crush to star might complicate their relationship.

    AKA two trashy 30-somethings think it's a good idea to try to solve their problems by making a goofy porno, get their friends to help them, and catch feelings along the way.

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    31 Jan 2020

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    Richie runs all the way to Eddie’s. He has a bike but he can’t remember, just now, where he put it. Everything feels real, feels — the gravel hurt his shoeless feet, his lungs burn when he gets tired, there’s a cut on his chin that aches a little. It feels real but things always felt real, with It.

    You can’t trust how you feel or what you see. That’s the core of the terror of It. That everything is real and nothing is real and all of it can kill you.

    Richie clambers up the drainage pipe and shoves open Eddie’s window. He’s afraid to look. He’s afraid of what It has prepared for him.

    But it’s nothing. It’s just Eddie, small, young, cast still on his arm. He’s curled up on his side and is using the cast as the world’s worst pillow.

    “Holy shitballs what the fucking shit,” breathes Richie, lunging forward to fling himself on top of Eddie’s sleeping form. “Don’t scream, don’t scream, hey — Eddie! Eddie, shut the fuck up, you’re going to wake your mom, it’s me! It’s me.”

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    OR: Richard Tozier goes to sleep on a plane in 2016, and wakes up in 1989.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    Slugs and snails and puppy-dog tails,
    That’s what boys are made of.

    According to Sonia Kaspbrak, at least.

    When he was a kid, Eddie had taken it literally. He ran his fingers across his arm, searching for tell-tale bumps, feeling sicker by the second. He turned his wrist, saw the blue-green veins through his pale skin, and ran to the sink to vomit up breakfast.
    When he grew up a little, he realised it was just a saying.
    When he met Richie Tozier, he decided it was entirely accurate.

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    05 Dec 2019