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Worthy of Being Pleased: A Modern Take on Pride & Prejudice by honey_and_smoke
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
06 Mar 2021
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It’s a tale so perfect that two centuries later, we’re still talking about it: Handsome, rich, reserved guy meets a pretty, middle-class, vibrant girl. They get off on the wrong foot, and keep going wrong until confronting their pride and prejudice forces each to make some changes.
In this contribution to that classic story, Will Darcy is a wealthy architect helping his happy-go-lucky friend Charlie Bingley convert his new purchase of Netherfield Park into an eco resort and spa. Charlie has fallen for Jane Bennet, the estate agent who sold him the place. That's how Will Darcy first meets Lizzie Bennet, a landscape architect. It...doesn't go great at first. Then again, it’s not about how things start, but how they finish.
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- Part 1 of Worthy of Being Pleased
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Worthy of Being Pleased: the Details by honey_and_smoke
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
19 Dec 2020
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Ten snapshots from Will and Elizabeth's relationship over its first decade-plus, sexy stuff included.
(If you don't feel like reading the sexy stuff -- one man's mature is another man's explicit, after all — I'll provide a brief summary of what happened to my characters at the end of the chapter. I tried to give hints about what happened to everybody in these little snippets, and if you're like me, you love imagining what happened to the other characters in this love story.)
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- Part 2 of Worthy of Being Pleased
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Worthy of Being Pleased by honey_and_smoke
Fandom: Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms, Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
06 Mar 2021
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Draco Malfoy needs an escort. Hermione Granger needs the money. One week in Italy could give them both far more than what they bargained for.
A darker take on the classic film "Pretty Woman."- Language:
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18 Apr 2021
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In which Hermione is Minister for Magic, Harry is Head Auror, and nothing goes according to plan.
[c/w for battle scenes, both real and implied violence, graphic injuries, and serious danger]
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- Part 1 of The Bodyguard 'Verse
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17 Apr 2021
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Love and Other Historical Accidents by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2021
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy never intended to blow up their life's work, but that's rather what they've gone and done. Now they're trapped 200 years in the past, with a broken Time Turner, a missing snuff box, a handful of overly-eligible daughters, and a House-elf in a cable knit cardigan. It will require the combined power of their keen intellects to get them home, if they'd stop arguing long enough to use them.
As it turns out, history is just one damned accident after another.For fans of Harry Potter, Jane Austen, and Connie Willis, a historical romantic comedy all about time, and getting the hell out of it.
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- Part 1 of Love and Accidents
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Bookmarked by honey_and_smoke
25 Mar 2021
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Draco Malfoy was in exile, though they called it protection. It was the summer after sixth year and he'd taken Dumbledore's offer, defected to the other side and been sent away to a small town in Italy for his troubles. No magic, few rules, and not a lot to do -- until Hermione Granger arrived.
What do you do when you're thrown into exile with the last person you wanted? You live like there's no tomorrow...
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25 Mar 2021
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After her divorce, Hermione decides to get out of town to recover from the pain of her lost relationship and the miscarriage she suffered a year previously. She arrives in the Cotswolds depressed and aimless but compiles a list of things to do that she hopes will help her get back on her feet. In the midst of her journey to find healing she keeps running into Draco Malfoy, who is nothing like she remembered him. He invites her into his world, and Hermione finds exactly what she was looking for - in the place she least expected it.
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Bookmarked by honey_and_smoke
17 Mar 2021