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    A series of one-shots in response to prompts found on AO3 and elsewhere, focusing on Quileute shifters/La Push characters.

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    A collection of my works in The Baby-Sitters club fandom. Series title courtesy of the perpetually amusing Mallory in "Hello, Mallory" (#14).

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    “You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”

    “Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”

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    In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.

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    18 Aug 2020

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    Childhood besties Bella & Jacob made a pact: If they were both single when they turned thirty, they would get married. Seventeen years later, Bella moves back to Forks after her life falls apart, and tries to rekindle her friendship with the one man who always had her back. Now a devilishly handsome and successful man, Jake will try to win her over from her ex one last time, and make good on The Pact.

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    09 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Why doesn't Albert Einstein High School have a gay-straight alliance?

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    21 Jul 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Why doesn't Albert Einstein High School have a gay-straight alliance?

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    21 Jul 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 36

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    So they asked me what I thought and I was still kind of terrified by the cameras and I just came out with, because I was just trying to be relaxed and jovial like Grandmere keeps saying, “It’s great, you know, it would mean I could marry whomever I want – because my wedding, if I have one, will be in Genovia - and more importantly, the people of Genovia can marry whomever they fall in love with.”

    And I mean, I got to say ‘whom’ properly, and for feminism, say I might not get married.

    But, as Lilly has pointed out, among all the other crap she has now pointed out to me about this, the media never want to hear about a princess who might not get married.

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    21 Jul 2020