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  1. Rec 15

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    It had taken Artemis three weeks to memorise the countenances of all of the students, staff, and faculty at St. Bartelby's since his departure from the lost demon colony of Hybras. And somehow, by the end of those three weeks, exactly one more face had been added to the crowd. A face that sent every alarm bell within Artemis' head ringing. The face of a certain Alex Rider, who was breathing down his neck all through calculus.

    Or, in other words, Artemis has seduction down to a science.

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    11 Mar 2024

  2. Rec 15

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    "I have this strong urge to make you mine!" What if Juvia had gotten her wish? Set in the Phantom Lord Arc, an AU in which Gray Fullbuster is held captive by the rival guild

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    28 Feb 2024

  3. Rec 27

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    Artemis Fowl gets hired at MI6 as the new Quartermaster. Alex Rider is an incorrigible flirt of a secret agent.

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    28 Feb 2024

  4. Rec 36

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    Well, Horowitz and Colfer themselves said that Artemis and Alex would be pals. Would be a true shame not to...write it.

    Or: Artemis and Alex have run in the same circles for years. It's time they finally met.

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    27 Feb 2024

  5. Rec 96

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    In which Yassen accidentally gets his hands on an unredacted Scorpia file on John Rider. Revenge is sweet, but realising he's forgotten all about Hunter's child is a bit embarrassing. After all, he should be protecting the boy.

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    27 Feb 2024