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    “That one,” Tony says gleefully. “I pick him.”

    “Him?” Bucky hisses. “Steve Rogers?”

    “Bet’s a bet,” Tony says smugly. “Make Steve Rogers the class president by the end of the year.”

    “Motherfucker,” Bucky curses. Then he takes a fortifying breath. He can do this. He’s Bucky Son of A Senator Barnes. He runs a hand through his hair, messing it up in the front just the way he knows men and women like it.

    “Fine,” he says. “Okay. By the end of the year. Easy.”

    ***

    When Bucky Barnes--son of a state Senator, future president of his fraternity, and co-captain of his college’s soccer team--gets unceremoniously and very publicly dumped at a party, his entire reputation hangs on by the thinnest thread. Drunk and humiliated, he does the only thing that makes sense--he makes a bet with Tony Stark.

    Now Bucky has the length of the school year to take Steve Rogers--small, asthmatic, environmentally-conscious art nerd, political activist, and complete social disaster--and turn him into the student body president. How many misunderstandings, shenanigans, and college tropes will abound before Bucky realizes that Steve Rogers, well, he’s all that?

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    10 Dec 2019

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    Bucky stares at his best friend as though he’s absolutely lost what’s left of his dumbass mind.

    “Excuse me?” he asks dumbly.

    Steve sighs and sags back onto the couch, covering his face dramatically with one large, well-manicured hand.

    “Dean Coulson thinks we’re dating. And gay. But like, for each other. And now I need you to fake date me so I can convince the Chancellor to fund my research.”

    or;

    Steve and Bucky are a pair of professors who have to fake date for academic purposes and are real dumb along the way. It's not so much a forest of pine as a whole landscape of it. It turns out fine, probably.

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    01 Nov 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So so so so so wonderful, so hilarious. I laughed, I cried, I pined with Bucky. The author should be recruited by some big entertainment company ASAP because this was so professionally entertaining. Please everyone read this

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    There are three well-known facts at Shield High:

    1. The history teacher Mr. Barnes is a stone-cold terror, and it’s not even because he only has one arm.
    2. The other history teacher, Mr. Rogers, is a mysterious enigma, and it’s something to do with the body of a Greek God and contradicting stories of his past. (They’re all rumours, anyway.)
    3. Mr Barnes and Mr Rogers hate each other.

    Bucky wouldn’t have it any other way.

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    31 Oct 2019

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    I read this in one sitting because it’s amazing

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    “Remember what I said about internet trolls?”

    “Don’t feed the trolls.”

    “Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”

    “Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”

    “He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”

    Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”

    (Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)

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    04 Sep 2019

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    Bucky took the other flute. “There more where this came from, or is this a one-and-done kind of deal?”

    “It’s an open bar,” Clint said.

    “Fuck, yeah,” Bucky said, and drained half his glass in one gulp. “Steve, I take it back, your holiday parties are the best.”

    “Told you. I’m hitting the appetizer table before the brie wheel runs out, you want anything, sweetpea?”

    “Yeah, get me five of everything wrapped in bacon.”

    “On it, lambykins.”

    “Thanks, fucknugget.”

    Tony choked on his champagne.

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    01 Sep 2019

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