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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    “Did you really have to fuck the mage?” growled Geralt, who had gotten more than an eyeful from the manor window.
    “Yes, I really did,” said Jaskier. “Whew boy, but I am ready to get the fuck out of this town and far, far away immediately and at once. Glad to be alive and still in possession of all my bits and know that they function but whew.”

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    The one where Jaskier has a near-death experience, makes a wish, and inexplicably has a lot of amazing but ill-advised sex in a crumbling manor house with a sexy but insane sorceress. And then, keeps on having it. It's almost as if the universe is drawing them ceaselessly back together or something. Which would all be very romantic if not for the fact that they viscerally hate one another. Until, of course, they don't.

    Or an exactly 100k yennskier enemies to lovers mutual pining slow burn

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    13 Aug 2020

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    “You’d like us to be intimate then?” Geralt inquired earnestly. Jaskier nearly choked on his spit.

    “We’re married, aren’t we?”

    “Plenty of married couples would rather clean gutters than see each other bare. And you have that tavern girl of yours, from the village-- hush, that’s not an admonishment. I just assumed you’d been… put up for auction, when a groom was requested in the place of a bride. That you had no earnest, physical interest in men. Or if you did, that I was out of your age bracket. Which is acceptable. I have less than no interest in traumatizing you, or anyone, with my attentions.”

    It was beginning to sink in for Jaskier that maybe, just maybe, he had in fact been joined in holy matrimony with a perfectly lovely man.

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    27 Jul 2020

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    Not-friends to fuckbuddies to lovers: A get-together in three parts.

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    14 Jul 2020

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    Geralt is good at being a dad, terrible at being divorced, and even worse at having a crush.

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    10 Jul 2020

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    Falling in love with his roommate is, objectively, a bad idea—but most of the major decisions of Jaskier's life have been bad ideas, and they've gotten him this far.

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    15 Jun 2020