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    It’s impossible. It breaks the laws of physics. It’s superluminal communication via quantum entanglement and (you would like to be perfectly clear about this) it is impossible. But Skye’s voice is in your head and she’s telling you to call it a brain meld, Simmons, that’s way cooler, and you’re starting to feel as though perhaps you ought to set all your university physics books on fire. Because apparently, nothing in them applies to 0-8-4s… such as the woman you’re suddenly sharing thoughts (and occasionally inappropriate dreams) with.

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    30 Jul 2020

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    Applied Quantum Superluminal Communication by lescousinsdangereux -- mind melding at it's best; shared dreams

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    "So, the brief is ..." She tapped her fingers on the wheel. "Make your Mom believe you're really gay and give you some peace and quiet next year."

    Ava nodded, and Sara grinned.

    "Right, I can do that." She said, more to herself than anything.

    aka the 'i've hired you to pretend to be my partner to annoy my family at christmas but i think i'm really falling for you' AU that Absolutely no one asked for

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    25 May 2020

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    Arthur is the Royal Arbiter for Suitable Suitors' Disputes. He (and his trusty companion, the golden-dragon-tasselled hat) alone can determine who is fit to woo royal servants and other assorted courtiers in Uther's court. (In light of the preceding sentence, the following may not appear to be a truthful statement, but: not as cracky as that makes it sound. Really.)

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    24 May 2020

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    This is the various conlang dialogue Jessie Sams and I translated for Freeform's Motherland: Fort Salem, an original series by Eliot Laurence. Méníshè, the language featured in the show, is a language spoken only by witches, passed down from generation to generation. It's a register tone language with ejectives and a noun class system. The language was co-created by myself and Jessie—the first of a very fruitful collaboration.

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    02 Apr 2020

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    Mack hires a pianist for his bar, only to find that Fitz's father kicked him out after discovering his sexuality, and the regulars decide that he's under their protection now.

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