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Hi! Please read the first fic in this series, or this won't make a whole lot of sense!
Pt. 2 of From One Nightmare to the Next.
Jon deals with the fallout of waking up, and tries to find a safe place to be.Series
- Part 2 of The Nightmare Series
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What if Antigone really had gone to become a clown at the circus like she wanted to?
A fic in which Antigone is a clown at the circus, and everything changes, for the better? Who's to say.Honestly this fic is very self indulgent. Antigone is my favorite character, I only want her to have everything she wants, I just love her so much!
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From One Nightmare to the Next by ineverwritebutwhatever
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Dec 2020
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For a long time there are only dreams.
Then a fresh statement.
And the Archive wakes up, but something goes wrong, it's not enough.Series
- Part 1 of The Nightmare Series
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Jonathan Sims is not a person, or no that's not quite right. They are now, but they used to be a Magpie.
And now they're an Archivist.
(This is crack that I am treating very seriously.)
Wherein Jon used to be a bird, and is now just doing their best to keep their assistants alive. Its a lot for anybody to handle. Especially when they've started falling in love with their assistant, and can't seem to stop leaving little odds and ends on his desk.[ EDIT ]
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"Melanie vs. Elias"
This is the second installment of the mundane, but still equally dramatic au, which my brain made up.
Concept is what if there were no fear entities, and everything was normal, but everyone behaved just as dramatically as in canon. The same level of devotion, and hatred, and stress, but with a very stupid backdrop.Series
- Part 2 of How Are You All Still So Dramatic
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How Are You All Still So Dramatic by ineverwritebutwhatever
Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
12 Aug 2020
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The idea behind this au was literally just a tumblr post I made, and then went... wait this could be something.
"No spooky tma au where everyone is still just as dramatic, and there's still the same level of fear, hatred, and devotion to each other. Only for really weird non spooky reasons"This series will be updated if and when I think of new ideas, and please feel free to drop a comment if you have anything you'd especially like to see. I might think it's funny and write it.
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Statement begins.
In 2016, Jonathan Sims is the head archivist of the Magnus Institute, and nothing more.-
in an attempt to stop the apocalypse, jon goes back in time to 2016
in 2016, the og archives crew are very confused why there's a doppelgänger of jon running around
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16 Apr 2021
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a collection of times martin has done jon's hair
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16 Apr 2021
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jon stays at work too late, martin offers to braid his hair,
jon says yesset in season 1, post episode 22
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- Part 1 of martin does jon's hair
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16 Apr 2021
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Jon couldn't remember the last time someone had put a hand on him out of kindness.
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inspired by the whole 'dont touch me' in 187
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16 Apr 2021
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Martin Blackwood's gone and gotten himself cursed. On his isolated island, he builds boats, makes tea, and tries not to fall in love with the poor souls who wash up on his beach. He falls for them all anyway, and then they leave.
Enter Jon, a prickly siren full of stories and the latest victim to end up on Martin's island. Jon could swim away anytime he likes. The trouble is, he can't seem to leave.
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16 Apr 2021