ineverwritebutwhatever



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  2. Summary

    The idea behind this au was literally just a tumblr post I made, and then went... wait this could be something.
    "No spooky tma au where everyone is still just as dramatic, and there's still the same level of fear, hatred, and devotion to each other. Only for really weird non spooky reasons"

    This series will be updated if and when I think of new ideas, and please feel free to drop a comment if you have anything you'd especially like to see. I might think it's funny and write it.

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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    Statement begins.
    In 2016, Jonathan Sims is the head archivist of the Magnus Institute, and nothing more.

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    in an attempt to stop the apocalypse, jon goes back in time to 2016

    in 2016, the og archives crew are very confused why there's a doppelgänger of jon running around

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    16 Apr 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    a collection of times martin has done jon's hair

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    16 Apr 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 11

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    jon stays at work too late, martin offers to braid his hair,
    jon says yes

    set in season 1, post episode 22

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    16 Apr 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Jon couldn't remember the last time someone had put a hand on him out of kindness.

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    inspired by the whole 'dont touch me' in 187

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    16 Apr 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 62

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    Martin Blackwood's gone and gotten himself cursed. On his isolated island, he builds boats, makes tea, and tries not to fall in love with the poor souls who wash up on his beach. He falls for them all anyway, and then they leave.

    Enter Jon, a prickly siren full of stories and the latest victim to end up on Martin's island. Jon could swim away anytime he likes. The trouble is, he can't seem to leave.

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    16 Apr 2021