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    HOLY FUCK IS THAT A BABY?!

    The howling anguish of the Burial Mounds goes silent. Wei Wuxian has returned, and he has brought other people with him, and one of those people is, indeed, a baby. The little caravan of weary living people (who have a fucking baby with them) works its way up what might generously be called a path, deeper into the cursed hills, and they have the full attention of many, many ghosts. Resentful energy burns away, boiling into nothing under the utter shock of the situation.

    Who the fuck brings a baby to the Burial Mounds?

    Or: People think Wei Wuxian somehow cleansed the resentment of the Burial Mounds for the Wen survivors, but actually, the ghosts did it as babyproofing.

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    18 Apr 2021

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    "Ah! I know!" Wei Ying pointed at the pretty young master. "If I agree to help you in the fight against Wen Ruohan, then you have to give me your firstborn child."

    The young man's eyes grew wide. For a moment, he seemed wholly taken aback. Then his expression hardened and he nodded.

    "I cannot create life by myself. If the Yiling Patriarch wishes to claim my child, he must first help me conceive."

    (In which the "terrifying" Yiling Patriarch strikes a bargain, and winds up in over his head.)

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    17 Apr 2021

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    Yú Zǐyuān realizes that Wang Lingjiao's flare, not Wen Zhuliu's hands, are the greatest danger in Lotus Pier, and acts accordingly.

    As a result, everything changes, and she eventually realizes that she does, in fact, have three children.

    Traducción en español aquí.

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    Wei Ying's giggle rings out in the dark just as Lan Zhan's feet enter the still water. "Wei Ying, wait--"

    "Lan Zhan, get in here!" A splash, then the sound of water being moved by an object--Wei Ying has swum out already.

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    11 Apr 2021

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    Lan Zhan watches as Wei Ying's eyes track down his body until… "Lan Zhan," he says quietly. "What is that on your finger?"

    Lan Zhan frowns and looks down. "That," he says, then stops. Something cold trickles down the back of his neck. "That is a ring." His eyes automatically go to Wei Ying's left hand, where… "Wei Ying."

    Wei Ying, being the brilliant man that he is, is already ahead of him. "Holy shit."

    Lan Zhan clears his throat.

    They are in Las Vegas. And now they have rings on their fingers.

    There is only one explanation for this. One simple, idiotic, ridiculous explanation.

    "We got fucking married?!"

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