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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Stupid Gordon Freeman and his soft looking hair and endearing laugh and dadbod. On top of that, he was a dad. What the hell was up with that. This was just uncalled for.

    “Hot DILFs in your area.”

    Benrey didn’t even realize they’d said that out loud until Tommy’s chest started shaking underneath them in soft laughter.

    “What?” Tommy said, his hand stilling in Benrey’s hair.

    The advantage of having a generally monotone voice and not being super expressive was that usually, Benrey could bluff his way out of most of the stupid shit that accidentally came out of his mouth. “Wha?” They said, hoping Tommy would let it slide.

    Of course, that advantage was usually negated by having a best friend who was well-versed in his idiosyncrasies and could definitely fill in the blanks to explain the wack thought process he just went on. “Did you just call Gordon a DILF?” Dammit. Tommy was laughing at them. What the fuck. 0/10, worst best friend moments. Uncalled for.

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    14 Jan 2021

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    Feetman's gonna be so fucking mad. Benrey can't wait to see the look on his face when he opens the door. Oh, shit, there are the footsteps, hell yeah, time to get punched in the face. "yooooo," Benrey drawls, looking– farther up than he needed to. Damn, HEV suit had hella heels. Like, platform shit, put a fucking goldfish in those badboys, Feetman is tiny withou–

    wait.
    This.
    Is not Feetman.

    Feetman didn't have a lot of gray in his longass hair, but this rando has none in his fucking mullet, and also, no glasses. His eyes are brown and green, respectively, and he doesn't look as tired as Feetman did. He does look confused and nonplussed to see Benrey standing there, but that doesn't give way to recognition and then fury, so what fucking gives? Huh? Fuck new skins, all Benrey's homies hate new skins.

    (Or, it's been twenty years since the Black Mesa incident, and Benrey has just respawned, ready to bicker with Gordon again. Gordon, after two decades of therapy and a good deal less stress, is just happy to have the asshole back. Joshua, though? Joshua's going to drag this fucker out to a Denny's parking lot if it's the last thing he does.)

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    12 Nov 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 84

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    Sometimes the 'person' you were most anxious about letting into your home ends up being the reason your mental health and livelihood improve tenfold, and that's that.

    or, what the fuck, ga y lieeltle roommates

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    06 Nov 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    It’s about a month after The Incident when Gordon gets an email from johnwicklover1994@protonmail.com. There’s no subject. Frowning, he clicks it open; there’s no message either. It’s just a YouTube link to a music video. Gordon watches through it, then watches through it again. The refrain sticks in his head for days.

    Benrey can't use the Sweet Voice anymore, but the only way he knows how to communicate his emotions is through music. So he sends songs. And makes playlists. And burns CDs.

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    11 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    The generation that came of age during the occupation of Earth by the Combine, colloquially known as ‘The Last Generation’, was a unique assembly of soldiers, survivors, and fighters. Their childhood nursery rhymes sang the legend of their liberator Gordon Freeman; their early education was in survival instead of literacy. To a human who had not spent their childhood in warfare, they were borderline incomprehensible.

    To Gordon Freeman, their college professor, they were a headache.

    In which Gordon Freeman teaches community college, Alyx Vance has her great coming of age story, and Barney Calhoun pines like extinct vegetation. And in which everybody grows older, but nobody grows up.

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    07 Sep 2020