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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    AU. In which Sakura is the Moon Spirit and Sasuke absolutely knows. Alternatively: Sakura is the one who leaves for a change.

    What does Uchiha Sasuke expect when he finally returns?

    Haruno Sakura eagerly awaiting him at the gates? Waiting all day every day of the suspected week of his arrival? Perhaps a selfish, childish part of him expects such a thing, but his older and wiser self balks at the notion. She isn’t that twelve-year-old genin anymore.

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    30 Oct 2020

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    AU. Mulan-inspired. In which Haruno Sakura poses as a man to join the ranks of the Konoha army and General Uchiha Sasuke is very, very confused.

    OCT 11, 2020: still. working. on it. headdesk. sobs.


    Act I: Petals Adrift
    It’s not that Haruno Seiko is particularly handsome. Sasuke frowns, considering the man’s features: expressive green eyes, a delicate nose, a face that suggests an innocence, and a mouth that completely dismantles that. Haruno Seiko is not particularly handsome. So what the hell is it?

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    30 Oct 2020

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    But, whatever, Disney Boy over there was—

    Prettying up real damn good that Katsuki got kind of distracted—totally understandable, like god those CGI pine eyes—and didn’t see the straight path he made for the metal trash bin in the center of the area until he was tipping forward and waist deep in discarded bottles, plates, balled up tissues sticky with he prayed was chocolate ice cream and nacho cheese.

    Mina howled behind the gate. “Look, Katsuki returned to his home.”

     

    (or Katsuki works security at Six Flags and moonlights as a derby dude and continuously looks uncool around Izuku)

     

    now with cool ass art by dollcedraws on tumblr

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    29 Oct 2020

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    "They’ve been together for a week and Todoroki is almost dizzy from it, from Izuku taking his hand unprompted, or pressing a kiss to Todoroki’s cheek whenever the urge strikes him, or smiling a small, secret smile at him from across the classroom. It baffles him every time he thinks about it. Out of every possible option, Izuku has chosen him. Izuku wants to touch him and spend time with him and talk with him. Izuku, the brightest light in any room he enters, the bravest and the kindest and the best, has chosen Todoroki.

    Todoroki is terrified of ruining it. But more than that, he’s terrified of ruining him."

    Todoroki desperately wants to be a good boyfriend, but he's worried his past traumas have infected him somehow. Made him unfit to be loved. But he'll be damned if he isn't at least going to try.

    (Sequel to ever so gently)

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    27 Oct 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    Sometimes, Sakura wished her hands weren’t so rough, so calloused. She knew exactly how hard to grab something for it to break. How easy things were to shatter with a flick of her fingers. She wished the calculations didn’t run through her head every time she reached out for something, for someone.

    Sakura was a medic, a healer. But people never understood the hardness of that either. She wasn’t the medic who soothed crying children who’d fallen and scrapped their knees. She was a battle medic, dragging a bloodied body across the ground and yelling at them to hold on for her. Her teeth cut gauze and her hands forced bones back into place. She healed people but it was through blood and tears, muffled screams and dilated eyes.

    She wished she knew how to hold things lightly. There were some things she was terrified of breaking. Whether it be from an honest misstep or simply because she could.

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    25 Oct 2020