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    Zhongli is a retired widower who have door to door salesmen problem. His ex-coworker offered to lend him one of her dogs (the one with long list of rap sheet for biting human beings)

    There were complications.

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    01 Aug 2021

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    When Harry agreed to teach Draco about Muggles, he never expected the pureblood to become so fascinated with pens...

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    28 Jul 2021

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    Draco Malfoy fled for many reasons. One, he didn't want the dark mark (he wasn't too into tattoos. Wasn't his aesthetic). Two, he wasn't too fond of torturing and murdering people (now, sassing people and hurting them with harsh words— that was his forte). Three, the Dark Lord was a creep (he's way too pervy! Plus, he's old and looks like a lizard. Gross).

    Fourth, and the most important reason, Draco Malfoy fled because he wanted to get his one-year-old sister as far away from the Dark Lord and his Death Eaters as possible.

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    28 Jul 2021

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    A good piece of advice that Shen Qingqiu could tell himself was that: When encountered with a problem you don't want to deal with. Run away- literally.

    In which, Shen Jiu dies and then makes the first good decision he has in decades.

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    28 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    After the war, supporters of Voldemort who are not deemed deserving of Azkaban are sentenced to time living in the Muggle world as part of a "rehabilitation program" and are assigned Muggle liaisons to ensure that they don't break the Statute of Secrecy as they struggle to acclimate. One of the people thus sentenced happens to be Draco Malfoy. One of the people who is assigned as a liaison happens to be Harry Potter. And, of course, they are assigned to one another.

    In which Draco battles a variety of Muggle appliances, and Harry attempts to stop him from burning down a building or accidentally offing himself while simultaneously dealing with the fact that Draco looks extremely good in those Muggle trousers.

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    25 Jul 2021

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