its_ms_idiot_to_you



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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    The one where Steve and Bucky get married in Wakanda and don't tell anybody.

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    05 Aug 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    “You been squirmin’ in that chair all day, haven’t you? Watchin’ Daddy work and be the boss has made you more than a little hot? Make you feel a little special, Stevie?”

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    05 Aug 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Dum Dum has never liked queers, thought they were stupid, subverting the natural order just for some temporary fun.

    Then he finds out that Steve and Bucky, some of his closest friends, the best CO’s he’s ever had, and some of the best men he’s ever met, are queer for each other.

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    04 Aug 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Steve and Bucky had always been attached at the hip.

    Throughout their entire boyhood, their lives had circled around each other. Playing tag in the grubby New York streets, lining up battered toy soldiers on days when Steve was too sick to leave bed, for as long as Steve had lived, Bucky had been his.

    It was a fact, like how he needed air to breath and light to see. It had never been a question in Steve’s mind.

    Then something changed.

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    The Five Times Steve Walked In On Bucky Having Sex, and the One Time He Didn't Have To

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    04 Aug 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Steve meets Bucky while canvassing for racial justice. Later that night, he sends him a dick pic (on accident! He swears!). He is the worst volunteer ever and he is totally getting fired for this.

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    "I am not drunk," Steve said. "I’m like, respectably tipsy. Like an adult after a hard day of social justice work. I’m an…adult.”

    Steve looked down at himself. He was wearing She-Ra slippers and the sweatpants that had a small hole in the crotch. He was holding a Shirley Temple with two shots of vodka in it, and a phone that still plainly displayed the artistically shot nude he always sent to signal a booty call with whoever he had sex with last. An artistically shot nude that he had sent, instead, to the one hot guy on his whole canvassing list that had invited him in and given him a glass of water and asked him intelligent questions while he’d signed the petition.

    Fuck.

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    03 Aug 2020