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    Batman doesn't use words, those prehistoric, plebian things. Instead, he stares deeply into your eyes, waits for you to absorb his meaning, and leaves. Either that or he fights it out like a normal person.

     

    Or, in which Batman's unique communication style is spectacularly unhelpful.

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    06 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    “So why do you only pick fucked up kids?” Jason asks, charging into Bruce’s office.

    Bruce looks up at him, clearly exhausted. “Well,” he says deadpan, “I thought about only adopting well adjusted kids, but they were all reluctant to wear tights and become nocturnal, so I went with Option B.”

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    Jason never told Dick and Bruce everything. But they still understand him better than Stephanie or Tim ever can.

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    Dick is just a soccer mom at this point, trying to get all of his kids talk to each other.

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    01 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    “I know that you’re mad at me because I tried to make you and Dick act like functional human beings,” Tim says one day, “but dude, I was in your safe house the other day—and yes, oh my god, I was in your safe house, how dare I? Well, Jason, what’s mine is yours and what’s yours is mine—and I have to ask: do you think you have enough beans?”

    Jason freezes, and he clenches all of his muscles. “What?” He grinds out through gritted teeth.

    “Like, yes, I understand the point of a safe house is that you can live there indefinitely, if needed, but god, man, at the point that you’re eating black beans every day for five years, you got to ask yourself: is it worth it? I just feel like at the point where you’re having to store canned beans in a closet because you ran out of room in the cabinets, that’s when you know you’ve gone a bit too far.”

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    Jason has carried some food habits with him from childhood, but, just like everything else, Tim seems intent on trying to fix it.

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    Tim and Jason’s abandonment issues are destined to have a cage fight eventually. Black beans give them the excuse they need.

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    01 Jan 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 70

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    Bruce loves his children and wants them to be happy, but why can they not be chill about anything? The batfam hang out, the kids create chaos, and also there are horses. (basically a series of one-shots)

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    24 Dec 2023

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    Dick can cook. It’s just that he’s not liable to do so for himself. His siblings, though? Absolutely.

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    20 Dec 2023