Yurusarenai (iwantcandy2)

Every time you masturbate god kills a kitten



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  3. Summary

    Not all my smut is wholesome. Here's a collection of the stuff that is.

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  5. Summary

    When society tells you you're nothing but a mindless animal, you have to re-learn how to be human.

    OR Todoroki grew up thinking he knew how the world works. But then he meets Midoriya, and he has to reconsider everything, including who he is and where he fits in to society.

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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    "He romances the hell out of her."

    There is a reason why adult trolls should never be around their young. Orphaner Dualscar comes back from the dead and finds Feferi Peixes. In the end, there's very little Eridan Ampora can do.

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    10 Aug 2021

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    Izuku flips through the pages, shaking his head, and he can’t help it; he outright bursts into laughter. “Oh my god, you’re seriously telling me some super obsessed, niche part of my fandom discovered I have another quirk and instead of exposing me, they’re making porn?”

    (Pro Hero Shouto Todoroki likes to troll his totally uncool boyfriends. Sometimes, that comes with totally unexpected benefits. He regrets nothing.)

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    08 Dec 2020

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    ─────⋅ ♔ ⋅─────


    𝗕𝗮𝗸𝘂𝗴𝗼𝘂 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗲'𝘀 𝗯𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗯𝗮𝗴 𝗱𝘂𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗲𝘄𝗼𝗹𝗳 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲.


    ─────⋅ ♔ ⋅─────

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    18 Jul 2020

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    “You—Kacchan—you—”

    “Don’t say it, Deku,” Bakugou warns.

    Todoroki says what they're all thinking: “Katsuki, it looks like you’ve grown tentacles.”

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    A villain attack comes with strange side-effects. Todoroki and Midoriya learn exactly what Bakugou can do with some freshly-sprouted tentacles.

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    18 Jun 2020

  5. Rec 66

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    Shouto tips his head, presses a kiss into Izuku’s forehead. “Hey. Don’t worry, okay? I know what I signed up for. You think I, of all people, don’t understand what it’s like, supporting a Number One?”

    “I’ll never be like him,” Izuku says quietly, fiercely. “Sho, I promise, you’re more important than anything.”

    “I know,” Shouto says quietly, “but I shouldn’t be.”

    (Sometimes, it’s Izuku who faces the weight of the world on his broad, capable shoulders.)

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    30 May 2020

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