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    They call him John the Giant.

    Flint calls himself James the Early Risk for Heart Failure.

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    Draco Malfoy, for reasons that no one else fully understood, decided he required a job. A job that, in what he considered to be a horrifying state of affairs, left him partnered with a witch who was irritatingly attractive, frustratingly brilliant, unbearably interesting, and thoroughly Unimpressed by his existence.

    Draco wished he could return to the time before he passed the curse-breaking exams with scores high enough to make him stuck with the swotty fuckable know-it-all, but now, with his unfortunate amount of competence and his unfortunate assignment, he finds himself sent out on alarmingly dangerous retrievals which are highly likely to result in his perfect face and perfect hair being marred.

    Copious quantities of Arithmancy are engaged in, peacocks with fancy rich person names are tended to, and unreasonable amounts of unbearably expensive firewhisky are consumed.

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    29 Feb 2024

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    Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.

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    15 Feb 2024

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    As he started to summon a case of bubbles out from its storage he heard heels on the stairs. Glancing over his shoulder he saw exactly what he thought he would — Hermione, with her curls loose and a sparkling black dress on, walking towards him. A cat’s smile on her pink lips.

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    14 Mar 2023

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    "On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
    "Zero."
    Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.

    In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.

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    13 Mar 2023