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They call him John the Giant.
Flint calls himself James the Early Risk for Heart Failure.
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17 Mar 2024
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The Trials and Tribulations of Draco Malfoy's Employment by LadyUrsa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Draco Malfoy, for reasons that no one else fully understood, decided he required a job. A job that, in what he considered to be a horrifying state of affairs, left him partnered with a witch who was irritatingly attractive, frustratingly brilliant, unbearably interesting, and thoroughly Unimpressed by his existence.
Draco wished he could return to the time before he passed the curse-breaking exams with scores high enough to make him stuck with the swotty fuckable know-it-all, but now, with his unfortunate amount of competence and his unfortunate assignment, he finds himself sent out on alarmingly dangerous retrievals which are highly likely to result in his perfect face and perfect hair being marred.
Copious quantities of Arithmancy are engaged in, peacocks with fancy rich person names are tended to, and unreasonable amounts of unbearably expensive firewhisky are consumed.
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- Part 1 of A Highly Competent Curse-Breaker
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29 Feb 2024
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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15 Feb 2024
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With Prosecco In It by DarkoftheMoon for Megan_P_Cook
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2022
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As he started to summon a case of bubbles out from its storage he heard heels on the stairs. Glancing over his shoulder he saw exactly what he thought he would — Hermione, with her curls loose and a sparkling black dress on, walking towards him. A cat’s smile on her pink lips.
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- Part 3 of Shaken and Stirred
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14 Mar 2023
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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13 Mar 2023
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Mike’s last game as professional MLB player takes place on the first of October, a tidy, subdued win against Arizona that sends the Padres into the offseason with an uninspiring 71 game record. Ginny doesn’t care.
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08 Dec 2022
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Season Pass (To This Ass) by mightbewriting for ambpersand
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Jul 2022
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“What do you mean you didn’t get me a ticket?”
Ron’s hand flew to the back of his neck, massaging a red splotch just above his collar, flushing out his freckles. “I mean, I—well, it’s not like you enjoy Quidditch all that much.”
“I went to every match you or Harry played in at school.”
“Quidditch is my hobby, not yours.”
[In which Hermione dumps a Quidditch fan and dates a Quidditch player instead. Spite is a beautiful motivator.]
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24 Sep 2022
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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05 Jul 2022
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Draco runs into an extremely drunk Hermione and decides to stick around for the show.
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23 Jun 2022
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Pansy Parkinson needed a drink.
And a shag.
She didn't care in which order.
Enter: Neville fucking Longbottom and his rolled up sleeves.Set in LovesBitca8's Rights and Wrongs AU.
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18 Jun 2022
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“Harder,” she gasps. He obliges.He always knew she’d be like this. Even from eighth year, when she’d correct his form without asking. When he first joined the department, and she’d butt in to fix his reports.
He should have known it would be a row about proper cataloging that finally brought them here: Granger naked underneath him, just as bossy and demanding with his face between her thighs.
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Hermione Granger likes to give instructions. Much to his delight, Draco learns she likes to follow them, too.- Language:
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16 May 2022
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Lessons in Darkened Rooms by raven_maiden for PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jun 2021
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She glares at him for a long moment before spinning away, retrieving her wand with supple movements.“Have it your way, then.”
It takes Draco two more weeks to master the spell.
It takes him two hours to wank to thoughts of Granger’s flimsy blouse and long legs.
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Draco Malfoy's eighth year at Hogwarts should have been simple, if unpleasant. Instead he finds himself grappling with a Granger-shaped problem.- Language:
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10 May 2022
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At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory.... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.
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07 May 2022
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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06 May 2022
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Draco’s current mistake—well, it wasn’t simply one, but three—was a chain of seemingly unconnected events that, when spliced together just so, made one hell of a shit storm.
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05 May 2022
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27 Apr 2022
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Three years after leaving Hogwarts, Hermione is at the top of her field and presenting a breakthrough potion at a worldwide conference in Paris. When there are threats on her life by a radical wolf pack, she's assigned security for the week. As fate would have it, her security just happens to be the same man who was her first love.
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27 Apr 2022
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The Better To Love You With by sweetestsorrows (katschako)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Aug 2021
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A creature wanders through the woods, watching the moon wax and wane until he loses count of how long had passed since he woke in his cursed existence. Ostracised and rejected by humans and other inhabitants of the forest, he resigns himself to a lonely fate. Then, a woman catches his attention. And not just any woman. She is an enigma, like he is, a daughter of man and magick. Although he finds himself drawn to her from the start, his initial interest soon devolves into an obsession. Yet, when he decides to lure her into the dark trees, the creature might get more than he bargained for.
A 'Once Upon A Fairytale' Mini-Fest Collaboration
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26 Apr 2022
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When (One) Least Expects It by sweetestsorrows (katschako)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2021
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For his entire childhood, Draco dreamt of the day he would attend Hogwarts. He would be sorted into Slytherin, as his parents and grandparents had been. He would rule the school as royalty among his peers. It was his birthright as a Malfoy, after all.
His life is turned upside-down when, on a mere whim, his father elects to send Draco to Durmstrang for his magical education, instead. Away from his mother, his childhood friends, and even Lucius himself, Draco makes several realisations: He cannot allow his father to dictate his future. So, as soon as he turns of age, Draco plans to cut all ties with the man. And, in order to do so, he can only rely on himself.
When the opportunity arises to study abroad for a year at Hogwarts, Draco seizes it immediately to spite his father and reclaim a bit of control over his life. His plan remains the same, that is until he meets someone who threatens to change all of his priorities.
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25 Apr 2022
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Draco Malfoy has a mission to complete, and no one can help him. Spending nights stuck on Prefect duty with Hermione Granger only adds to his problems. Doesn't it? Or is it possible that their unlikely relationship could alter the course of the Second Wizarding War -- if the Boy Who Made All the Wrong Choices can get this one thing right?
Come for the medium-burn Dramione, stay for Magical lore and new twists on the canon we love (and love to change)
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23 Apr 2022