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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    John Watson is a doctor who meets a gorgeous British violinist in a chance encounter in Kansas City in 1977.

    John is a native of Kansas City, and as such, he uses Midland American speech patterns, idioms, and spellings in his dialogue and his narrative.

    Note: I would like to be clear that the only reason condoms are not used in this story is because it would be anachronistic. Please be safe!

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  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    Edward Teach, a tired and bored Mall Santa, is already counting the days till Christmas is over. He's about to call to the final child of the day when he is distracted by the sight of a massive pile of display presents falling accompanied by a loud yell. Stede Bonnet is a recently divorced Dad of two, recently out and out of his depth when it comes to Christmas, which was his ex-wife Mary's domain. After he is rescued by the dashing Mall Santa can he rediscover the joy of Christmas and maybe find love along the way?

    Or Ed is the best Mall Santa in town and this is basically like a Hallmark movie.

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    26 Dec 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 93

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    Male dancers! Pirate theme! No cover charge! Two drink minimum. Private rooms available.

    Stede didn't regret staying friends with Mary after their divorce. He did, however, wish she hadn't insisted on him joining her hen party at The Kraken.

    Ed had been a dancer for Spanish Jackie's club for years and was frankly getting bored of it. But there was something about the flustered man in the three piece suit that made him think that maybe this job wasn't all bad.

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    25 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    If anyone asked, he'd deny it. But the main reason Edward Teach keeps coming back to this particular Mall Santa gig year after year is the annual reappearance of his blonde-haired, hot chocolate-bearing Christmas Angel.

    For his part, Stede Bonnet is more than happy to bring drinks and snacks to the man that he's internally been referring to as "Hot Santa" for the last five years, even now that he no longer has the alibi of his children to hide behind.

    Too bad that they only ever see each other once a year.

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    26 Dec 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Tell you one thing. You lot,” he spreads his fingers, “are not our fucking neighbors. I’m not gonna pop ‘round for tea, I’m not gonna see you at fucking yoga, and if that hurts your cute little feelings, I suggest you go ask your daddy to kiss it better for your trust fund fucking ass.”

    “I beg your pardon?” Stede’s come up sharp beside him. “Are you the owner?”

    “So… who is my daddy fucking in this, um-?” Lucius puzzles.

    “We’re closed,” he snaps, somewhat less menacing for how he visibly has to shake that off. “Get the fuck out.”

    Lucius works at a new bookstore, Izzy works at the porn shop that's been in the neighborhood for decades. They're instant enemies, but when they separately discover their bosses developing an anonymous email romance and are driven to meddle for completely different yet equally batshit reasons, they find they have more in common than they would have thought. Or at least, JefftheCPA and Gentleman59 do.

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    21 Nov 2023