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If Hatake lands weren't so close to the Academy... if the outer perimeter didn't stretch across nearly the entire strip of forest between the oldest students' training grounds and the sheer cliff of the Hokage mountain... if it didn't have to have precise, perfect seals to allow children and authorized adults through for Academy survival classes, seals undamaged by ice and rockfalls and curious little hands with blunted kunai scratching at the pretty designs in the boulders... if the weather of fog and knives didn't have Kakashi on high alert... He might never have caught the faint scent wafting through the fog.
Who the hell was stupid enough to go wandering around outside while in heat? And unmated?
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Sabine exhaled through her teeth. "I did not come here for a poultice, Fu. Though I would greatly appreciate one before I leave." She folded her hands together, wincing as one of the blisters near her wrist stretched into greater relief. "I came to ask if and what you are doing about the hostile foreign magic trying to influence Ladybug."
Oh. Fu could feel the blood drain from his face.
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When Felix's dance teacher assigns original projects, it's exactly Felix's bad luck that his musical tastes make the project impossible. Until Adrien makes the obvious suggestion.
In other words, how Felix met Nino: a story of seeing past each other's assumptions.
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20) They asked the soul, Whence do you come slayer of men, or where are you going, conqueror of space?
21) The soul answered and said, What binds me has been slain, and what turns me about has been overcome,
22) and my desire has been ended, and ignorance has died.
23) In a aeon I was released from a world, and in a Type from a type, and from the fetter of oblivion which is transient.
- The Gospel of Mary
EDIT: After a full year, I noticed that I'd managed to forget to upload parts 3 and 4, which is nearly half the story as written so far. Geez, me. Fixed now!
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- Part 3 of The Immortal Realm of Barbelo
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Percy Weasley and The Prefect Job That Isn't A Vanity Role by adiduck (book_people), joisbishmyoga
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 May 2020
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In Which Prefects Have Very Specific Training And Delineated Duties, Namely Handling Exactly One (1) Dormful Of Kids
-OR- Percy Is Dorm Mom To Five Boys And No One Else
-OR- In Which McGonagall Pictured Prefect Oliver Wood For Two Minutes, Turned Green, And Gave Percy The Badge Despite The Sheer Number Of Responsibilities He Already Had, And It Did Not End In DisasterThe Notes For A Fic That Will Not Be Written
No, Really, It Won't, Please Don't Ask
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A Lick of Sense by joisbishmyoga
Fandom: Harry Potter - Fandom, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Apr 2017
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Pluralverse by joisbishmyoga
Fandom: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 幽☆遊☆白書 | YuYu Hakusho: Ghost Files
27 Sep 2015
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Adjustable Size by joisbishmyoga
Fandom: Magic Kaito, Meitantei Conan | Detective Conan | Case Closed, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
11 Oct 2016
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His mother told him their old fable stories, that Amaterasu gave them fire and let them cast a shadow, and sister Tsukuyomi watched the night sky and painted their skin so pale. And Susanoo, the last of the three favoured children, cast aside his armor and sword and granted Uchiha by blood the right to call upon his blade.
The lands tore themselves apart. Corpses rose and fought against the living. A man’s madness led to the destruction of the world, and the moon turned red in eternal sleep.
I never had the opportunity to see beyond the present.
“Is this your opportunity then?” Sasuke asked, “is this your punishment or mine?”
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Bookmarked by joisbishmyoga
02 Mar 2021
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Poison-verse by tsutsuji
Fandom: Slayers (Anime & Manga), Slayers (anime), Slayers - Fandom
02 Nov 2020
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Bookmarked by joisbishmyoga
18 Jan 2021
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There's been a storm brewing inside Sakura ever since Sasuke left to seek out Orochimaru, and the growing realization that she might not be half the shinobi her teammates are. She's always been the one that held back and let the boys finish the job, but it's clear she can't let herself be the weak one any longer. It's time to take her fate into her own hands.
It started with breaking into a library. But after a slew of what could be arguably called bad decisions, Sakura puts together an unlikely team of shinobi and decides to take on several impossible goals: defeating Akatsuki, keeping her loved ones safe, and, the most impossible goal of all: the unification of the shinobi world.
Sakura's not going to be the weak one of Team Seven anymore.
(A pre-Shippuden divergence AU. Updates monthly.)
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Bookmarked by joisbishmyoga
05 Mar 2020
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Lukadrien one-shots based on Season 3.
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Bookmarked by joisbishmyoga
09 Dec 2019
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In which Gabriel finds out Adrien is Chat Noir, resolves to be a better father, and drinks a lot. In that exact order.
Bookmarked by joisbishmyoga
24 Nov 2019