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    “Bowtruckles,” Yoongi announces with grandeur, “Can suck my dick.”

    The Hufflepuff table is next to the Slytherins; Hoseok looks over and winks, along with Jimin’s second-year friend (Taesung? Taehyung?) but a group of girls giggle, and one of the Hufflepuff prefects rolls his eyes, piecrust stuck to his chin.

    “Just because the bowtruckles can suck your dick doesn’t mean they will,” says Gerry.

    “Bowtruckles have caused me so much emotional damage in the last hour that they should suck my dick just to make up for it.”

     

    Or, Yoongi goes to Hogwarts, and meets Jeongguk, and grows up.

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    19 Jan 2020

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    HARRY FUCKING POTTER BUT SLYTHERINS AND DIVINATION AND POTIONS AND SHIT ITS SO GOOD HELL YEAH

  2. Public Bookmark 63

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    Jongdae makes money off of people thinking they’re fucking popular idol Chen. Word eventually gets around to Chen that people have been banging ‘him’. He decides to go pay himself a visit.

    Pairings: Chen/Jongdae, Suho/Jongdae, implied Chen/Suho

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    02 Sep 2019

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    This is Taehyung's fault.

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    “You know, maybe Taehyung’s not wrong. Maybe you should find him some dragon scales. They’re bound to be lying around the forest and while you go, you could find me some ginseng and elderberry”

    Jimin gapes at the man, "Are you serious?" Taehyung smiles devilishly from his chair,

    "I'd knew Jin-hyung would agree with me"

    "I believe Jimin should get out of the house, not that you should use an aphrodisiac, dumbass."

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    On a short grocery run to the woods, Jimin encounters an injured dragon. Plot, eventual smut, and love ensue.

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    02 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    Jungkook doesn’t really like History of Music. He does however, like the one who is teaching it - aka assistant professor Min Yoongi.

    What Jungkook doesn’t know at first though, is that Yoongi is not like the rest of the people. 

    He is different, special, unique and Jungkook soon found out why - Yoongi was actually deaf.

     

    or Jungkook's last year at university begins and he falls in love with one of his new semester's professors - Min Yoongi.

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    26 Aug 2019