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    “I’m sorry, Sherlock, but I think what you just said is that you’ve been catfishing a murderer online, pretending to be a couple, your brother and I, and now you want us to meet him? A murderer? As a couple!” The last few words are really quite loud, and Rosie makes a startled squeak in the kitchen.

    Sherlock glares at him.

    Greg takes a deep breath. “Sorry,” he says, automatically, then – “No – no! Not – not sorry, because – of all the things, Sherlock, that you have ever done, this is undeniably the most – the most utterly – I –”

    He closes his eyes, fists clenched, and takes several deep breaths.

    “Overlooking many, many other problems with this entire scenario –” he pauses and takes another breath, “– what on Earth makes you think that, as a couple, a detective and a – a – whatever he is –” he gestures wildly at Mycroft – “would put themselves online on a dating site?”

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    27 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 81

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    On Christmas Eve, Greg Lestrade accidentally swipes right on Mycroft Holmes.
    It doesn't matter though, does it? Because he won't see unless he swipes right too, and there's no way - there's no way -
    The thing about Christmas, though, is that unexpected things happen.

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    25 Nov 2019

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    John Watson is what happens when a man can no longer see a reason to go on.

    John Watson is what happens when a man starts to let go.

    "It is what it is."

    John Watson is what happens when what "it is" becomes too much to bear.

    This is a story of the life, death, and resurrection of John Hamish Watson.

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    06 Apr 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Drunk, Sherlock comes up with The Plan: to seduce John Watson in order to keep the doctor all to himself. Things don't go quite the way he'd anticipated.

    Extremely NSFW.

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    17 Sep 2018

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    Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married?

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    30 May 2018