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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    Over the centuries Crowley as a snake has only gotten larger. Aziraphale has forgotten that snakes just keep growing.

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  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Some wive's lovin'. Please mind the tags and CWs.

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  3. Rec 15

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    Crowley has a convention to go to and invites Aziraphale to tag along. There are plants, revenge, and Crowley's human friends to deal with, and that's not even the most awkward part.

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  4. Rec 62

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    But the thing that stops Crowley in his tracks is the two large holes on either side of the room, positioned just below waist height. He’s not an idiot. He’s a demon, and he’s lived on this planet for thousands of years. He knows a glory hole when he sees one.

    Which is why he stands in shock at the fact that Aziraphale has clearly entered the adjoining room on the left.

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    Crowley wakes up twenty-six years after his fight with Aziraphale at St. James’ Park and is stunned to discover some new hobbies the angel has picked up in his absence.

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  5. Rec 7

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    Aziraphale chuckled and leaned forward to pour another glass. “You’re so silly, dear.”

    “I’m not,” Crowley insisted. “And I can prove it.”

    “Prove that you’re not silly?”

    “No, that ducks are evil.”

    “You can not,” Aziraphale scoffed.

    Crowley took this as a challenge. “Alright, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll prove that ducks are evil, or give up a month of sex if I’m wrong.”

    Aziraphale threw his head back and laughed outright at that. “Oh, come now, darling. You couldn’t even last a week, much less a month.”

    “I could too!” Crowley squawked, indignant.

    Aziraphale just snickered into his wine.

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