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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “You did what?”

    “I submitted an expression of interest for us to be on the next season of Fabulous Flips and we have been accepted!” Aziraphale responds gleefully.

    aka: Aziraphale and Crowley are contestants on a home renovation show and things get a little out of hand.

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    25 Feb 2024

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    First time he sees him he’s barreling down 40 like a bat out of hell. Thirty miles outside of Flagstaff and six hours behind schedule. The desert looming large on all sides. Red sand and sage stretching out for miles and miles in front of him. Juniper and pine and gray crag behind him. The flora might be changing but that's about it. Same bone-dry air that gives him nosebleeds. Same cute little cottontails and scrawny jackrabbits darting under his tires. Same two lanes separated by white lines...
    He checks his speedometer. He hasn't downshifted since the city limits. Sheer luck, that. He's coming up fast on another rig. Flatbed with Vermont plates. Bright white cab with gold wings painted on the side.
     

    Anthony Crowley might have gotten out of Missouri, but he hasn't escaped his past. He wears it like a cloak. When he crosses paths with a guardian angel, he starts to learn how to shed it.

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    02 Feb 2024

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    Workaday clerical drone Aziraphale Fell unexpectedly comes into a cottage in the South Downs. But life is as drab as ever, and worse, a disastrous decision has left him with mint running rampant through all the beautiful plantings. It's clearly time someone got him- er, his garden - under control.

    A quickie of cheerful, unredeemed filth, which... grew chapters and a plot. I only work here.

     

    “I must say I’ve never encountered anyone using a – a system like yours,” he said, facing away as if the view outside the window were entirely arresting. “I mean – it was very exciting er interesting the way you were, ah, instructing those plants as if they could – does it really get the results you want?”

    “Oh, gets results all right,” Crowley said. “Wouldn’t believe size things can grow to, talk to ‘em right.”

    This, Aziraphale considered, was accurate. The state of things inside his trousers had become genuinely alarming.

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    11 Jan 2024

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    Post s2 angry desperate loving angsty hopeful shamelessly cathartic smut.
    Edit: Now with art by Mielpetite, whee!

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    10 Jan 2024

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    Crowley has spent over a century avoiding Aziraphale to ensure their mutual safety, but that's all about to come crashing down when he overhears some half-witted Nazi spies planning to end the angel's life. Can he find the strength to come to the angel's rescue, knowing that he risks being pulled back into Hell because of it - and the even bigger question... would he able to walk away from Aziraphale at the end of it, if he does?

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    01 Jan 2024