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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    The first volume in the stack of aging technical manuals shoved into the kitchen drawer was called The Joy of Cooking.  You didn’t much see what joy had to do with cooking, but then again, you didn’t much see what joy had to do with Mercymorn, and that hadn’t stopped her yet.
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    Five pieces of culinary advice Harrowhark took to heart, and one she did not.

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    13 Jan 2021

  2. Rec 4

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    God looked at you and saw everything wrong with the world he had wrought. It was painfully clear. So, when he asked about you and Harrow, you told him a lot of hot bullshit.

    Or: what if John tried to talk safe sex with Ianthe too?

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    11 Jan 2021

  3. Rec 2

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    By the tender and vicious age of four years old, Jeannemary Chatur had internalized three fundamental facts about her life:

    She was destined to ship out with the Cohort and bring glory to the Emperor and her House;
    She represented a long line of Cavaliers and was fiercely proud of her name and her role; and
    Her necromancer sucked.

    Technically, he wasn't her necromancer yet. Technically there was a ceremony and an oath and Jeannemary would have to prove herself in order to be sworn in partnership to the then-three-and-a-half year old scion of the Fourth House, but: come on, everyone knew where this was going. 

     

    or, How Jeannemary Chatur Learned to Like Her Necromancer.

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    09 Jan 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    One of the laboratory trials at Canaan House compels Harrowhark to swap bodies with her cavalier, unexpectedly giving her vast necromantic powers to her untrained counterpart. What will Gideon do with the power of the most talented bone adept in generations at her disposal? Nothing good, probably.

    Written for the Locked Tomb Holiday Exchange 2020.

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    04 Jan 2021

  5. Rec 12

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    The avulsion trial left Harrow's hair in a sorry state and Gideon offers up her expertise with a blade. Or, Gideon gives Harrow a haircut.

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    31 Dec 2020