18 Jan 2020
"Have you ever felt so in love that you can't breathe?" Midoriya wheezed, clutching Eijirou's arms so tightly and his surprising (but shouldn't really be surprising at this point) strength made Eijirou unintentionally rock up a little. "And it's just not fair, because my heart's aching for someone who can't be mine."
Ah. Poetic Deku, striking to stab Eijirou in the heart.
"I get this tight feeling in my chest sometimes when I'm around Midoriya, and I feel weaker than I've ever been," Todoroki said, his voice sounding raspier than usual as he clutched his chest. "It feels like if it gets too strong then I'll never be able to take down a villain again...am I dying?"
Oh. It was nothing worrying, Todoroki was just a dork.
"Can't you forget about them? Focus on me," Bakugou muttered, dropping his head into the crook of Eijirou's neck, and all Eijirou could do was laugh weakly.
"Kat, no matter how many times you say stuff like that, I'm just gonna tell you the same thing - I can't help it."
"Yeah. 'Cause you're a 'good person' and all that bull. I hate it."
11 Jan 2020
“A-ah I’m sorry! I don’t mean to laugh!” the guy said quickly, raising a hand in surrender while his other that was covering his mouth slowly lowered, revealing a sweet shark-toothed grin. And, shit. Katsuki should never have looked around. No, he should’ve stayed sat there, should’ve kept his eyes closed because holy hell.
This was the cutest boy he’d probably ever seen.
He had twinkling red eyes - God those were pretty eyes - a soft round face and pointy teeth that shouldn’t make him sweeter, but somehow…fuck, everything about this guy was cute, that downy dark hair, his stocky stature, his weird clothes-
Lord, Katsuki knew he was gay but that had literally only been limited to fictional characters until now and so how was he supposed to prepare himself for a real life experience in the middle of an ENTRANCE EXAM what the FUCK—
or, the two meet at a high school entrance exam, and Katsuki thinks he might have genuinely had a love at first sight experience at fucking fifteen if that cute shark-toothed guy over there has anything to say about it.
10 Jan 2020
When trying to make a friend, there needs to be some rules.
i. Don't use every swear word under the moon.
ii. Don't have a deep rooted rivalry/hatred with their best friend.
iii. Don't excessively think about how pretty they are.
iv. Don't somehow make half the student body think you're dating, or at least...friends with benefits?!
v. Don't use them as a punching bag.
vi. Don't be Katsuki Bakugou.
Katsuki's really failing at this yet somehow, Kirishima doesn't seem to be leaving.
01 Jan 2020
When a rare picture of Bakugou smiling leads Class 3A to believe he is in a relationship with Utsushimi Camie, a contest arises to see who can get the most pictures of the couple together.
“Umm,” Midoriya said nervously. “I-it’s Kacchan. There is always a spark.”
With another round of boos from Kaminari and Jirou, Ashido took a page out of Mineta’s playbook and started shaking Midoriya violently. “I mean like a romantic spark!”
Midoriya blanched. “You think Kacchan is interested in Utsushimi?”
He seemed doubtful, so Ashido shoved Kirishima’s phone in his face. “Do you see this smile? That is the smile of boy who is head-over-heels smitten, am I right?”
Midoriya actually took the time to look at the picture critically, though he shot an uneasy look towards Kirishima before he answered. “Umm, y-yeah,” he said as he started to back away, hiding behind Uraraka like a shield. “It definitely looks like Kacchan is in love.”
How could Kirishima have been so stupid?
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12 Jan 2020
03 Apr 2019
Sero nods. “It’s the chance of a lifetime, really,” he says. “We want you to date Bakugou, for the sake of his reputation with the press. Some public appearances, a few ‘candid’ photos. For at least a couple of months.”
“Bakugou sent you to ask me to date him?” Kirishima asks, baffled.
“Of course not. We, his people, are asking you to date him. He’s going to have to get on board, if he wants his career to survive. And in the bargain, Riot will get all sorts of publicity, because their lyricist will be dating one of the industry’s hottest stars. A win for everyone.”
11 Aug 2017
Kirishima attempts to climb the ladder of success and weasel his way into Bakugou Katsuki's explosive little heart.
Step one? He has to get to level ten.
22 Feb 2019
“What's your name, by the way?”
Katsuki scowled at him. “None of your fucking business.”
The barista just laughed again. “It's for the cup dude, relax.”
Katsuki glanced pointedly at the rest of the cafe, which was, as before, entirely empty, then back at the barista. “Does that really seem necessary, Shitty Hair?”
“Kirishima, actually!” he said happily, pointing at his name tag and passing Katsuki's drink over the counter. “See? It's not that hard.” He then had the audacity to wink at Katsuki. Fucking. Wink.
Katsuki grabbed his drink and stormed out without saying anything.
14 Jan 2018
i will crucify your mother to the darkest abyss of satans ass if you don't confess your crimes!!
i know your fucking weaknesses!!
i will not hesitate to take drastic measures
you deserve to pay for what you have done
i cried for days because of you
What the fuck?
that one wrong number au no one asked for yet i did it because bakushima/kiribaku
((and lowkey just too lazy to type sentences and paragraphs))