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    (Mostly) happy polyamorous stories of varying ratings featuring Dirk, Todd, Farah, Tina and Hobbs.

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    Tales (or should that be Tails?) of the Cheetah! Master.

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  1. Public Bookmark 7

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    "You don't mind we didn't do a wedding?"

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    27 Jun 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    “Hey,” Tina said, weirdly strained. “So. Uh. There’s no good way to put this so I’m just gonna lay it out there. Dirk got dosed with some freaky plant pheromone shit and by my calculations he’s in for about six of the horniest hours of his life.”

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    13 Apr 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Dirk has three goals for Senior Year: finally save up enough to buy that delightful yellow jacket on Ebay, land the solo at the school’s winter concert, and watch a horror movie straight through without closing his eyes or covering his ears—and, yes, putting it on mute is cheating. None of those goals included having Todd Brotzman as his fake boyfriend. And not even in the fun, cheesy, B-list romcom way, because awkward, grumpy Todd with his obsession with punk rock and DM for the school’s DnD club is far from the football-playing all-star that would typically constitute a situation like this.

    But Dirk’s a nice person, and nice people do nice things for their maybe-sorta-friends, so he now has a fourth goal for Senior Year: to help get Todd together with Farah Black, ignoring the fact that she’s so out of both their leagues that the two of them dating will probably make her more relieved than jealous.

    Actually, scratch that, maybe he has a fifth goal: to not actually fall for the awkward, grumpy fake-boyfriend that maybe isn’t so far from romcom status than he initially considered. Damn it!

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    03 Mar 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    "Want me to prove it?"

    "...What?"

    "Prove it. Prove to you that you're perfect. I can do it!"

    Right. Sure he could. Todd rolls his eyes, but honestly, it's sweet of him to try. He could humour him. Just for a bit. "Okay. Sure. Prove it."

    He half expects Dirk to go rummaging round for a piece of paper to start a bullet-pointed list. Or maybe just start pointing at bits of Todd's face and appreciatively babbling.

    But instead he takes Todd by the shoulders, turning him round to face the mirrored wall, and smiles as their eyes meet in it. "Then stay right there, and watch."

    In which Todd has a crisis of self-confidence, and Dirk is determined to dig him out of it by any means necessary.

     

    ~Transferred from my primary Ao3 account~

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    22 Feb 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    “Come on, you’re getting cleaned up,” Todd said, voice unusually low, careful. Dirk’s brows furrowed, gaze dancing from Todd’s face to the golden light of the bathroom. Then his eyes fell to the rest of his body, catching on each patch of mud and dried rusty smear, and his lips twitched downwards.

    “You’ve not showered,” he observed bluntly. Todd smirked, something deeper sitting in the lines of his face and the weight of his gaze. In lieu of a response, Todd simply outstretched a hand, and Dirk, aching and despondent, took it without hesitation.

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    05 Dec 2021