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For Your Penance (Ten Bloody Marys) by maybemalapert (laconicisms) for skaoi
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
04 Sep 2017
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In which Lucifer gets his karmic payback from the confession scene in 1x09.
Or: Chloe buys booze and does science. Lucifer drinks. It's a peculiar form of penance.
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In which there is no rope bondage because the only rope Chloe has right now is the one at whose end she is. Meanwhile, Lucifer tries to find the instruction manual for humanity.
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- Part 7 of A Floating Spar to Men That Sink
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All The Angels Love God by maybemalapert (laconicisms) for upquarkAO3
Fandoms: Lucifer (TV)
15 Aug 2017
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And Lucifer was an angel once. (Still is.)
Written for the "Let's Wing It!" Fic Exchange.
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Many a man is making friends with death for lack of love alone.
Chloe had imagined their next scene to go vastly different. So had Lucifer for that matter. Unfortunately, circumstances -- and Uriel -- conspire and Lucifer hits rock bottom. Chloe is out of her depths.
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- Part 6 of A Floating Spar to Men That Sink
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Sometimes it's just two steps forward, one step back. Chloe and Lucifer talk, finally, and Lucifer tries to shoot himself in the foot, metaphorically, but repeatedly.
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- Part 5 of A Floating Spar to Men That Sink
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In which Chloe and Lucifer discover kink first and have a relationship second. The revelation of the existence of the divine (and the demonic) has Chloe struggling a bit; the rest of her life has her struggling far more. At one point or another, someone might even end up having an orgasm. We're all of us still waiting.
Blanket Permission to Transform
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The ever more ridiculous adventures of Tony Stark and Loki of Asgard.
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In which Gabriel is alive, Sam is out of Hell, Dean is not living the white picket-fence life, and Cas is on earth.
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With her team freshly disbanded, Haruno Sakura searches for a distraction from everything that's going wrong in her life by sticking her nose into places where it doesn't belong.
Sakura just doesn't expect to drag Hyuuga Neji, Aburame Shino, and various skilled Chunin and Jonin down with her into the rabbit hole of Konoha's inner schemings.
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Katsumi didn't exactly ask to be reborn. She certainly didn’t ask to be a Shinobi. But she’s here now, and she’s always been good at making bad situations work for her. And if all else fails, she’s more than willing to try out her swords on the problem.
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- Part 1 of A Broken Crown Still Shines
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Gato doesn't trust Zabuza to get the job done. Instead he sends a team of thugs to ambush the Bridge Builder on his return to Wave. Team Seven, exhausted from their fight and Kakashi still unconscious, is separated. Sakura gets captured.
Terrible things happen to pretty girls in the hands of men like Gato and his thugs.
But Zabuza puts his claim in first and suddenly Sakura isn't the prisoner of a civillian businessman and his hired muscle. Suddenly she's Momichi Zabuza's.
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- Part 1 of Dark Waters
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Bookmarked by maybemalapert (laconicisms)
03 Mar 2021
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The Ocean is Dark and Deep
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When Sakura realizes that playing little girl and flunking combat training had probably been a gross miscalculation on her part, she’s stranded in a rickety home in a run down country with an unconscious sensei. Sakura isn’t sure if she can make up for that mistake before it kills her or her team but she sure as hell will give it her best shot.
She really couldn’t have known that falling victim to Hatake Kakashi’s unique attempts at teaching would open up another can of worms entirely.
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Bookmarked by maybemalapert (laconicisms)
02 Mar 2021
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Icarus (protect the flames)
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Sakura bore the name of a Haruno, but she was always so much more than that.
She would rise even if those around her wished for her to burn.
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Bookmarked by maybemalapert (laconicisms)
02 Mar 2021
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Burn me to cinders (watch me rise)
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