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    In which Chloe and Lucifer discover kink first and have a relationship second. The revelation of the existence of the divine (and the demonic) has Chloe struggling a bit; the rest of her life has her struggling far more. At one point or another, someone might even end up having an orgasm. We're all of us still waiting.

     

    Blanket Permission to Transform

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    The ever more ridiculous adventures of Tony Stark and Loki of Asgard.

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    In which Gabriel is alive, Sam is out of Hell, Dean is not living the white picket-fence life, and Cas is on earth.

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    With her team freshly disbanded, Haruno Sakura searches for a distraction from everything that's going wrong in her life by sticking her nose into places where it doesn't belong.

    Sakura just doesn't expect to drag Hyuuga Neji, Aburame Shino, and various skilled Chunin and Jonin down with her into the rabbit hole of Konoha's inner schemings.

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    Katsumi didn't exactly ask to be reborn. She certainly didn’t ask to be a Shinobi. But she’s here now, and she’s always been good at making bad situations work for her. And if all else fails, she’s more than willing to try out her swords on the problem.

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    Gato doesn't trust Zabuza to get the job done. Instead he sends a team of thugs to ambush the Bridge Builder on his return to Wave. Team Seven, exhausted from their fight and Kakashi still unconscious, is separated. Sakura gets captured.

    Terrible things happen to pretty girls in the hands of men like Gato and his thugs.

    But Zabuza puts his claim in first and suddenly Sakura isn't the prisoner of a civillian businessman and his hired muscle. Suddenly she's Momichi Zabuza's.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    The Ocean is Dark and Deep
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    When Sakura realizes that playing little girl and flunking combat training had probably been a gross miscalculation on her part, she’s stranded in a rickety home in a run down country with an unconscious sensei. Sakura isn’t sure if she can make up for that mistake before it kills her or her team but she sure as hell will give it her best shot.

    She really couldn’t have known that falling victim to Hatake Kakashi’s unique attempts at teaching would open up another can of worms entirely.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    Icarus (protect the flames)
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    Sakura bore the name of a Haruno, but she was always so much more than that.

    She would rise even if those around her wished for her to burn.

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    02 Mar 2021

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    Burn me to cinders (watch me rise)
    CeiloDiLiberta