There is nothing Simon Snow loves more in life than football. And there's really nothing in Baz Pitch's life other than football.
Baz Pitch is the star player of Mummers United FC, a low tier club he's singled-handedly put on the maps, along with the tiny northern town of Watford-on-Mummers. Simon Snow is a footie fanatic, founder of the MumU supporter section, and owner of the Sun and Goat pub. He's built a living out of watching Baz play, and it doesn't even matter that they haven't spoken since they were kids. Simon knows, no matter what, Baz Pitch is going to be the greatest player England has ever seen.
So why is Baz Pitch living in a middle terrace in the middle of nowhere, day drinking and doing (bad) yoga?
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14 May 2018
Hux takes extreme steps to discipline Kylo for his destructive sprees, with the assistance of some surprised but willing stormtroopers.
- Part 16 of NSFW Kylux prompts and ficlets
19 Jan 2018
Kylo is always looking to one-up Ben, and what better way to do so than by getting into his twin's hot boyfriend's pants?
- Part 15 of NSFW Kylux prompts and ficlets
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Nov 2016
This is Hux's third pizza delivery in two weeks to this address, and he's starting to think this customer might be interested in something more than comfort food.
A genocidal megalomaniac Emperor and a very slutty smuggler/occasional Resistance spy walk into a bar.
Or: the one where Ben pulls a fast one on Hux and he spends the next year of his life relentlessly hunting Ben down in a blind rage, Ahab-style