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    “You are going to die,” Poseidon said, feeling himself break as he looked at his child.

    Percy smiled up at him, dark hair floating around his face. “One day,” he agreed. “It’s okay, dad. I’m happy.”

    “You would leave me bereft of you?”

    ———

    Poseidon has had demigod children before. He’d never loved one quite as much as he loves Percy.

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    13 Jan 2024

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    He knew it. There is no such thing as peace aboard the Argo II. Whether it be because of the usual monster attack, or just demigod shenanigans, Percy Jackson had quickly learned that peace and quiet just do not exist when seven powerful demigods are gathered together on a flying boat. So why is it that he is still surprised when an attack on the Argo completely interrupts their quest to defeat Gaea? But then again, it’s not every day that one is confronted by the Fates’ parents. And what’s this about a curse?

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    A very self-indulgent “reading" the books fic to distract me from school.
    Spoiler alert: They actually watch it.

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    13 Jan 2024

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    Ten years after saving the world, Jason is living a somewhat ordinary life in a not-at-all ordinary demigod city, spending his days with his truly extraordinary best-friend-with-benefits Percy Jackson. He's perfectly happy with the way things are, even if Percy does have a whole harem of people half in love with him.

    But Jason's not one of them.

    This whole situation between him and Percy only has space for two things: Friendship and Sex. Love has no part in it. They could kiss and hold hands all day, and it would be nothing but purely platonic. They could lock the door and spend all day in each other's arms, and it would be nothing but purely physical.

    And it never will.

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    12 Jan 2024

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    “This… this would qualify as a mental breakdown, right?” Triton asked, frowning over his shoulder to where Percy was still fuming in the corner. The lady at the counter curiously glanced over before lifting a questioning brow. “My brother – half-brother, technically, I have much better breeding – decided to run away from home to where our father can’t reach him and now he won’t leave. And now I can’t leave unless he leaves,” Triton continued. Percy opened his mouth to object that wasn’t what happened at all, but the tyrant only waved a hand to silence him. “He’s seen war or whatever, so if you could maybe just drug him then I’ll throw him into a suitcase and we can be out of here by the Summer Solstice!”

    Silence. Finally, the woman cleared her throat and turned to Percy.

    “I’m guessing he’s the one you want checked into the mental hospital?” She asked. Triton gasped as Percy punched the air in victory.

    “Aha!”

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    Getting in trouble works a little differently when your parent is an all-powerful god. Sometimes you have to escape to the land beyond gods and get your immortal brother turned human to drag you back so you can be exploded a million pieces. You know, normal teenage stuff.

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    07 Jan 2024

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    Here's something a little time-travelly.

     

    Will’s brow furrows. “N - Nico?”

     

    It’s impossible, this boy can’t be Nico, but the name falls from his lips without real conscious thought. Nico is 38 years old and probably sitting at home in their living room, hopefully having figured out how to fix the clogged dishwasher line, which is what he’d been planning on doing when Will left early this morning.

    **The second halves of chapters nine & ten have adult content, but it’s all clean otherwise, and you can definitely skip those sections without missing out on the plot.**

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