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  1. Rec 19

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    the three of you were like a three-wheeled bike

    but then you lost a wheel

    its a good thing most cycles can run on two wheels …

    right?

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    06 Aug 2020

  2. Rec 18

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    "A girl?" Strange stops in his tracks, noticing Wong's choice of words. "You're freaking out over a teenager?"

    "She's in her mid-teens. The worst kind." Wong mutters, and he doesn't really have anything to say against that.

    (You are a horrible trash-raccoon who considers stealing a hobby. Stephen accidentally becomes your dad. Peter Parker shows up, and then romance ensues.)

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    10 Jul 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i am once again collecting father figures and spider people

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    Vivian Blair is the summation of everything Sirius hates: a prefect, a pureblood, and a Slytherin. It doesn't matter that she makes a half decent Seeker, has an unnatural obsession for reading muggle books, or even that Lily thinks she's a reasonable human being. Vivian is just a bitchy Slytherin who likes to call him a blood traitor and give him detentions. Fortunately, he has an idea to get back at her for everything she's ever done to him. Unfortunately, this idea of his will have consequences that he could never have anticipated. He should know better than to toy with Fate, for the more love poems he writes to Vivian Blair, the less of a prank they become, and the more Fate seems intent on getting some revenge of its own.

    Sirius/OC

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    19 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the only story ever

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    Or: how to figure out if your son is actually Spiderman without letting him know that you suspect he’s Spiderman because you want to make sure you’re right about him being Spiderman before you ground him for the rest of his adolescent life.

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    20 Aug 2019

  5. Rec 5

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    Undercover at a charity ball, you are set to seduce a target with Harry, whom you love, as your backup, a role which he may not be able to handle.

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    15 Jun 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i just love him a lot