Coach would probably not be psyched if he knew about the open thing Paul and Laura have going. Or about how Paul has made out with three dudes in the past year. Or how Paul owns a hoodie that says ‘heteroflexible’ because he thought it was funny and kind of accurate, or the Other Stuff, because there’s-
There’s a decent amount of Other Stuff.
- Part 2 of cccu
They’re really different, him and Luka. Chris still isn’t really sure why Luka likes him, because Luka’s the centre of every room while Chris is big and awkward and still stutters when he’s nervous even though he went to a speech therapist, but he’s never doubted that Luka does, not once his whole life.
Five Times Jaskier thought he was a Drunken Thief (and one time he realised he wasn't) by notebooksandlaptops
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
02 Mar 2020
Jaskier could admit to it; he was starting to develop a problem.
He wouldn’t call it a drinking problem, exactly. He’d seen men with that kind of sickness, who couldn’t function unless they had ale lingering on their lips, and he could happily go weeks without ever touching the stuff (even if he’d prefer not to – but life on the road with a Witcher didn’t always bring with it anything other than slightly-muddy water).
It was just that when he did drink, he tended to steal things.
He couldn’t help it! He’d tried to help it. But no matter how much he thought he could recount the nights they spent in taverns, he’d wake up in the morning to find some small thing in his pack; cleaning supplies for his lute, a tiny bottle of the whiskey he liked, a new fine silk shirt. He couldn’t remember taking them, but there was no other possible explanation. They were too tailored to his own desires to be some passing fancy slipping them in with his things and checking his coin purse confirmed that he’d not spent anything near the amount he should have done for some of the things he’d found.
Or, five times Jaskier thought that he was a drunken thief, and one time he realised he wasn't.
29 May 2020
Geralt, a merman, courts Jaskier using traditional merfolk customs. Jaskier thinks he’s being punked.
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28 Nov 2020