- 山河令 | Word of Honor (TV 2021) (3)
- 天涯客 | Faraway Wanderers - priest (3)
- 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù (2)
- 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) (2)
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan (1)
18 Jul 2021
“I’m using orange liqueur to make my cake more interesting. Give it a bit of a kick, you know?”
Lan Wangji’s expression has only changed minutely—not a lot of range there, it seems—but Wei Wuxian can tell he is perturbed by this information. “Alcohol? In cake?”
“Honestly, I’m not sure any cake should even be made without alcohol,” Wei Wuxian says, offering another beatific smile that Lan Wangji does not return.
OR: the great british bake-off au???
01 Jul 2021
“What if I were to tell you I’m a mob boss?” Wen Kexing asks, his expression neutral. Zhou Zishu pauses for a fraction of a second, considering, and it’s enough time for Wen Kexing’s face to crinkle back into his standard grin. “Really? You think I, Philanthropist Wen, could be a mob boss? How little you think of me. I’m wounded.”
“If you ever do become involved with the mob, you’ve got the dramatics down for sure,” Zhou Zishu deadpans.
OR: the coffee shop au + musician au we all need??
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
22 Apr 2021
“I told them we’re engaged so we could sample cake for free.”
“You—why would—how—?” Xie Lian sputters. “You couldn’t have said we were the groomsmen or something?!”
Well, certainly Hua Cheng could’ve. But was he going to pass up the opportunity to live out his recently discovered dream of pretending to be engaged to his newly single best friend he’s been romantically way-too-interested in for years? “It’s more realistic this way,” Hua Cheng insists. “Now put on some shoes and pretend to be in love with me.”
10 Apr 2021
“Wow,” Wen Kexing says, delighted. “So you’re the reason I got in trouble so much in elementary school for showing other kids my soulmate tattoo.”
Zhou Zishu opens his mouth in—shock? Irritation? The realization that he’s in love with Wen Kexing and wants to be with him forever?—and retorts, “At least you haven’t spent your entire life with the worst pickup line in the world tattooed on you.”
09 Apr 2021
“You know there’s an Instagram dedicated to shipping us,” Wen Kexing says in the teachers lounge later that day with barely repressed glee. "I don’t know whether to find it sweet or a bit creepy.”
“Definitely creepy,” Zhou Zishu declares. “These kids are devils.”
OR: the inherent absurdity of your students trying to matchmake you with your husband