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    he peers into the chaos, searching for an answer. yoongi’s still struggling at the forest-line. he escapes for a moment before an Other tackles him to the ground.

    a surge of panic rushes over namjoon. there’s too much going on, people everywhere, violence, blood, death.

    and in the middle of it all: hoseok.

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    in which namjoon is a pacifist in a world that's trying to bleed him dry

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    22 Jul 2019

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    A drunken priest, a prostitute, a data collector, a therapist, a pirate, and a cop walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long faces?"

    The priest answers, "The downside of capitalism."

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    20 Jun 2019

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    i wanna be a space cowboy baby

    honestly so fun

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    What would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would — Jungkook puffs out his cheeks, makes a weird high-pitched noise, and darts across the floor to like. Pet Jimin. Into the ground? Or something?

    “Are you feeling okay, Hoseokie?” Jimin mumbles from where he is partially smothered beneath Jungkook’s chest. He sounds confused.

    Well. 0 for 1. Clearly Jungkook needs more practice at the whole Convincingly Impersonating Jung Hoseok thing.

    (Alternatively: Jungkook and Hoseok switch bodies. Feelings, as they are sometimes wont to do, spring forth.)

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    05 Jun 2019

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    What would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would Hoseok do what would — Jungkook puffs out his cheeks, makes a weird high-pitched noise, and darts across the floor to like. Pet Jimin. Into the ground? Or something?

    “Are you feeling okay, Hoseokie?” Jimin mumbles from where he is partially smothered beneath Jungkook’s chest. He sounds confused.

    Well. 0 for 1. Clearly Jungkook needs more practice at the whole Convincingly Impersonating Jung Hoseok thing.

    (Alternatively: Jungkook and Hoseok switch bodies. Feelings, as they are sometimes wont to do, spring forth.)

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    05 Jun 2019

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    On his gap year, Kim Namjoon accidentally joins a gang, takes over that gang, becomes the leader of the South Korean Underworld, publishes his first mix tape and gets six criminal boyfriends. It's a busy twelve months.
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    "Hey, you're Rap Monster, right?"
    "...Yeah."
    "You're really cool, man! I've been listening to you for ages!" the guy practically bounces over the body, slinging an arm around Namjoon's shoulders. "You got a crew?"
    Namjoon shakes his head slowly.
    "Well, we can fix that."

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    13 May 2019