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    hoseok has to be too good of a person. there’s being a good person and then there’s being this good of a person. there’s visiting your lonely grandmother and then there’s taking an indefinite time off from university to actually live with her in her creepy old house where to hoseok, everyone else in her town, apart from her, is a complete stranger. yeah. hoseok’s definitely too good of a person and he regrets it everyday.

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    hoseok is just here for a nice time with his grandmother but ends up befriending six weirdos and a shiba inu

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    18 Jun 2017

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    Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
    Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
    Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
    Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
    Nature of Relationship:Friends with Benefits Sex Enemies
    Length of Relationship: 4 minutes
    Please Describe Jin's Dick: Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.

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    17 May 2017

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    “what am i supposed to do about this,” yoongi said blankly, “call the ghostbusters?”

    “you don’t have to do anything,” jungkook said, “except maybe stop walking the bedroom-bathroom distance naked, because i’m like, seeing everything, y’know, and i just told you we should take it slow, right?”

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    in which it takes yoongi a month to realize his place is haunted, jungkook is bad at being a ghost, and namjoon and jimin are probably the only contacts in yoongi’s phone.

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    12 May 2017

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    yoongi: youre my family and i love you but youre all terrible and i hate you

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    12 May 2017

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    Luke has known for a while that there is someone in the school watching over him and performing silent spells on him so he doesn’t miss the bottom stair and land on his face or lean too far over a banister only to fall and break his neck. It took him longer than it probably should to work it out, and, actually, Luke doesn’t actually realise himself until Ashton points out bluntly that you can only do a trip-fall-sprawl without actually touching the floor a few times before it’s obvious someone has their wand pointed at you, and it’s not just Peeves being abnormally friendly.

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    09 Feb 2017