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    Or: Peter and Harley’s 7 Foolproof Steps To Turn A Billionaire Into A Father.

    “We gotta go get ready,” Peter said, rubbing at his eyes with balled fists. “Today is a big, huge, important day, Harley. The most important day of our whole lives, I bet. This is… this is gonna be revolutionary. This is gonna change everything.”

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    “Couldn’t we have asked, like, Ned for advice? Someone with an actual dad instead of Google?”

    “Google has a dad,” Peter said, pouting. “Google has two dads. Google alone has more dads than us combined.”

    “Never thought I’d be jealous of a search engine.”

    “Well, if this goes right, then we’ll have one whole dad to share and, boy, wouldn’t that be swell.”

    Harley looked at Peter dryly. “Super swell.”

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    20 Jan 2020

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    “Miss Potts?”

    “Pepper.”

    “Pepper. Uh.” Harley rubbed at the back of his neck. “You wouldn’t happen to know what happened, would you?”

    “Thanos,” she said, quiet. “A titan who wielded infinity stones; they’re the most powerful things in the universe, and he had all of them. He could do—anything. Anything at all. And he chose to destroy half the universe.”

    “The universe.”

    “He played the lottery on the largest scale imaginable. You and I are unfortunate winners with no prizes, Harley. Half of the universe dusted when he snapped his fingers, so we don’t know—”

    “Tony.”

    She nodded. “We haven’t heard from him, nor anyone who went with him.”

    AKA: Harley is alone after the world turns to dust, and he travels to New York, hoping that Tony Stark will be able to fill the void his family left. What he doesn't know is that the void Peter Parker left behind is bigger than anyone could've expected.

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    20 Jan 2020

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    Harriet Lily Potter was left on the doorstep of 4 Privet Drive. They called her ugly and gave her Dudley's hand-me-downs. They would tell people that she went to a boarding school for troubled young women. Dudley still offered to stick her head in toilets, and she still learned to snap back, "Really, Duds? The poor toilet's never had anything as nasty as your head down it, it might hurt it," and run.

    Harry was the kind of girl who came home with scabby knees, who snuck the kitchen shears in the dead of night to snip her dark messy hair short.

    She wondered, as she curled up in her cupboard, if Vernon and Petunia would have loved a niece who was pretty instead of scrappy, who had soft hands and never burned the bacon at breakfast.

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    15 Jan 2020

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    An outside observer confuses the 'barbershop quartet' as one woman with a really bad habit for cheating. Complete fluff.

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    08 Dec 2019

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    Harry writes the first draft of his will when he’s fourteen.

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