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    Jaskier's parents weren't precisely keen on their oldest Omega child going to Oxenfurt to learn art.

    So they told him to pay off his own student debt.

    Which means they can't technically get mad at him for going in for a camera test at Vengeance Studios.

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    An AU where Alphas can't knot without medical assistance.

     

    Or their soulmate.

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    16 Aug 2020

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    The post is yours, if you’re still interested. Yennefer said you amused her and Ciri wouldn’t shut up about you, so I guess I’ve no choice. 
     
    -Sir Geralt of Rivia

    Jaskier is a tutor that can't hold down a job. Sir Geralt of Rivia is a scandalous gentleman getting his hands dirty for the good of the Empire with a literal witch of an ex-wife living in his North Tower and an unruly, mysteriously-acquired daughter who has run off the previous five governesses. Billowing shirts? Suffering a fever after sprinting across the rain-soaked moors? Hastily unfastened breeches in the eerie library? Hunting parties that end in mayhem? It's all here.

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    03 Aug 2020

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    Jaskier gives Geralt a massage that turns into something else, much to everyone's delight.

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    28 Jul 2020

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    ‘Weird how we trust strangers with our darkest secrets, isn’t it?’

    When Geralt meets a prostitute at a tavern, he doesn’t expect to learn quite as much about himself and his desires as he does.

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    15 Jul 2020

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    "Jaskier, how drunk are you?" he asks, and Jaskier breathes a laugh into Geralt's shoulder.

    "I am excellently drunk, Geralt, I've done a very good job of it. I am as drunk as a Skelligen skunk."

    "There are no skunks on Skellige."

    "I am as drunk as a Skelligen monk, then."

    Which is fairly drunk, all things considered; Skelligens don't fuck around about that sort of thing.


    Geralt has been foolish about many things in his long life, and every time to his detriment; he'll not make the mistake of deluding himself that someone like Jaskier, with all the world open to him and everything to offer in return, would ever really choose Geralt's company in that way.

    (Geralt may not be a reliable narrator of his own life.)

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    14 Jul 2020